MiamiViceGOP

God is an American

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@fuckbrownvboard I want a 10mm MP5 so bad it hurts my
Soul (and my father’s; I do not even want to know why he wants one; he’s already got an ill-gotten MP5 from “someone who didn’t need it anymore”)

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@byronicgirl I promised @taozishul (who I adore) I’d stop, but I think I failed that promise by total accident

Here’s a glorious and sonorous mix for drifting off to sleep

https://t.co/otxndXBdRQ

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@byronicgirl Yeah, I can’t sleep, either. F* sucks

And I think I ate lead glass again by accident

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

It’s okay to be completely corrupt. It’s okay to brutal. But you gotta good to your friends

https://t.co/gfcyBf6jeS

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@HusbandTrad @Gen_Ben_Mac I blew my 7,000 f-bomb per day diet by about 1pm. Congrats on the accomplishment and great work, gentlemen

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@CMayerHQ King!

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@pleasemilf @heidimontag And we love you, dear. Thank you for hard work and dedication and inspiring presence

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

I said this was exactly the play. And someone read her playbook

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

Our Dark Lady orchestrated it

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

“THE FBI IS NOW ARRESTING JUDGES WHO HELP IMMIGRANTS EVADE ICE”

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

She and I can read each other’s minds. But it’s completely innocent (and funny). And we never get into political issues

Absurdly blessed (the two of us mostly just smirk and blast each other with sly digs)

We need more of this in America

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

My main bartender is a big time Bill Maher liberal. She and I have the best innocent friendship but we stay civil and clean and appreciate each other and the rule of law

We need more of this in society (she occasionally takes phone calls for me)

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@mattforney But, like, actually, and it’s hilarious, king

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@HusbandTrad Hell yeah, king 👑

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

@GlomarResponder @travis4nh Please don’t tell our Dark Lady. She’ll want one for every single one of the gals at club 😩🤦‍♂️

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

Remember, Lord, I was a child born into the Morning Sun

https://t.co/bnWk40KjAD

[MiamiViceGOP @MiamiViceGOP]

I won’t pray to you for an easy day (and, for the record, I despise you), but, perhaps, one day, God, you might gift me a day that doesn’t require saving or manipulating?