Apollodorus 🕊

Ducks are Catholic dontcha know?

An unparalleled scribbler of nonsense.

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It is finished.

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A kind of "metal gear," if you will

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Some of you have probably heard of the W54 "Davy Crockett" nuclear artillery shell. What you may not know is that the Army tested a vehicle mounted variant, dubbed "The Atomic Jeep," AKA the technical to end all technicals:

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@thewoolshire Who made your logo? It's awesome!

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@mrscaew At which point in the story?

[KATE @myctorae]

U can tell exactly how much a girl likes you by how sleepy she gets around u btw

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"Presented By AT&T"

[Michael Haynes 🇻🇦 @MLJHaynes]

Father James Martin has called for “gay priests” in the Catholic Church

He added:
“The most compelling argument for openness to ordaining gay men to the priesthood is the presence of many holy and healthy gay and celibate priests”

Full details on @CatholicHerald

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Pinterest suggested this go on my "Religious Imagery" board

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5000 vintage menus from the New York Public Library’s Buttolph Collection

https://t.co/XHya0cl1lA

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The modern consumer is the animal that gorges itself amidst excess.

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@mrscaew There is always something off these days, the forks and knives might be fine, but then the spoons are comically large for some reason.

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I am fully radicalized on silverware at this point, everything out there is ugly and lacks any semblance of proportion.

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You're cruel when you're eepy

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harmons gets mogged by trader joes and sprouts in almost every way, but when you need that one specific item, they have it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me and my wife if we got turned into chickens by a witch and were kept as her pets

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unemployee of the month

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@justalexoki how about this
https://t.co/AQvFG9w5YE

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How your email finds me

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@mrscaew 🙏🙏🙏

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[Jennifer 💗🙏🏻📿 @JenDragonRose]

I think #4 looks like the most offended so I think I'm gonna go with that one!

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After all, why not, why shouldn't I submit another slurm job?