Sai M

London School of Economics and Political Science(2017-18)

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“We should meet for drinks soon”
“That would be great!”

And they never saw each other again

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“Are you sure this is the right way?” - Translation: I can’t remember London having a seafront

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Never quite being sure exactly how to “be careful out there in this wind”

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Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it

[Sai M @readitaloud]

@outswingking Thank you 😀😀

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“How long have I had a cold? Since October 2017”

#NewYearSameMe

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Don’t bother doing your hair today

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When it dawns on you that there is a generation of people who haven’t watched friends yet 😱 #FriendsOnNetflix #Millennials #travailsatthirty #Revelation #20ssomething

[Sai M @readitaloud]

#lselibrary is full again. Welcome to the new term

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Just the same old awesome me in 2018. Wishing everyone a blessed new year #Hello2018 #ItsGonnaBeAGoodYear #YearOfNoFear #loveandlight

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I am now a healthy person”
“Chocolate?”
“Yes”

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@outswingking Haha Marathi tweeterrr, okay thank you bolte

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It baffles me when 21 year olds today have scotch preferences, at 21 we barely managed alcohol in plastic bags from local bars #mumbai#cheapalcohol#studentlife#scotchdrinkers#travailsatthirty#

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When you don’t want any new year plans because your essay is incomplete AF #studentlife#wisdom#travailsatthirty

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Throwing up at 20 #alcoholabuse vs throwing up at 30 #foodpoisoning #ageisnotjustanumber #callinginsicktonight #TurnUpTheHeater

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to know when something won’t be fun:

- Someone will say “come on, it’ll be fun”

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“What shall we do now?”
“Lie down?”

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Blasting loud Bollywood music to cover nasty sex sounds coming from another room #problemsofstudenthousing#thinwalls#noisyneighbours#

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Feeling blessed this Christmas #ChristmasSpirit #PeaceOnEarth #laughterandlove #SantaClausIsComingToTown

[Sai M @readitaloud]

Don't break into new boots the day you have had your heart broken #justsaying#shoelover#nopainnogain