17th POTUS. This is how I would've sounded on Twitter as President using the #realDonaldTrump method of communication(parody account to maim & memorialize)🇺🇸
I’m still posthumously contemplating if I’m content with this opinion or a bit ashamed of it... actually nevermind. I’m all for it! Thx @nytopinion! #theBUCHstopshere#Trumpshutdown https://t.co/fn0H1EmVps
You rang, @POTUS? "Covfefe Cleveland" was my little-used moniker after "Kerfuffle Cleve" & "Grov the Bov" never panned out. @HISTORY knows! https://t.co/NvhWCLHH2K
Im happy to be remembered, @BraddJaffy. And unless @realDonaldTrump wants to be remembered as an authoritarian coward, I suggest he be there https://t.co/ZcnOMhzQ1V
SouthernWhiteHouse? Mar-A-Lago? "No president who performs his duties faithfully&conscientiously can have any leisure." #trump#almost30days https://t.co/ZA087j7v7T
I had a bigger inaugural crowd for crying out loud! In posthumous hindsight, I wish it was #trumpian in size. #FourMoreYears#almost30days https://t.co/vgrXJFWl0S
"All men profess honesty as long as they can.To believe all men honest would be folly".I'd like 2now add:"To believe #TRUMP honest IS folly" https://t.co/8m9wCJYP84
"To the press alone, chequered as it is w/ abuses, the world's indebted 4all the triumphs...gained by reason&humanity over error&opression!" https://t.co/m4NkP2gqHO
“Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.” I implore you @POTUS to read my words!!! https://t.co/DQPiZIxzAS
If only we had fake news back when I was getting impeached... think my fellow insalubrious Pres @realTricky_Dick would concur! #wereinnocent https://t.co/ZiWhzWHY7v
Just left Territory of FL. Dozens of elated Seminoles lined road that the CHARLATAN MUCKRAKERS refuse to mention. "Martin Van Ruin" my arse! https://t.co/UtQ2E2ACQb
SEE YOU IN COURT(LAND, MN!) THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE (BUT THANKFULLY MY SEC OF STATE FRANK B KELLOGG HAS CONNECTIONS THERE)👍🏻 https://t.co/krRRnag9Nm
My daughter Esther has been treated so unfairly w/ her corset collection. A great gal--always pushing me to do right thing (which I ignore)! https://t.co/mTAqacQTkt