15th POTUS. This is how I would've sounded on Twitter as President using the #realDonaldTrump method of communication(parody account to shirk & share)🇺🇸
I’m still posthumously contemplating if I’m content with this opinion or a bit ashamed of it... actually nevermind. I’m all for it! Thx @nytopinion! #theBUCHstopshere#Trumpshutdown https://t.co/fn0H1EmVps
Thx @MattBinder & @EVAN007onTV for remembering I existed and that despite my shittyness as #POTUS, I’m still beside myself (literally, figuratively & robotically) that I now have to share such a historical stage with you know who. #hallofpresidents#whatthetrump
Regrettably, not that often at all. History has never been kind to me... until the press release about my dollar coin a few years back💰🇺🇸👍🏻 https://t.co/Hdtu1WnGIg
You rang, @POTUS? "Covfefe Cleveland" was my little-used moniker after "Kerfuffle Cleve" & "Grov the Bov" never panned out. @HISTORY knows! https://t.co/NvhWCLHH2K
SouthernWhiteHouse? Mar-A-Lago? "No president who performs his duties faithfully&conscientiously can have any leisure." #trump#almost30days https://t.co/ZA087j7v7T
"All men profess honesty as long as they can.To believe all men honest would be folly".I'd like 2now add:"To believe #TRUMP honest IS folly" https://t.co/8m9wCJYP84
“Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.” I implore you @POTUS to read my words!!! https://t.co/DQPiZIxzAS
My daughter Esther has been treated so unfairly w/ her corset collection. A great gal--always pushing me to do right thing (which I ignore)! https://t.co/mTAqacQTkt
I had a bigger inaugural crowd for crying out loud! In posthumous hindsight, I wish it was #trumpian in size. #FourMoreYears#almost30days https://t.co/vgrXJFWl0S