13th POTUS. This is how I would've sounded on Twitter as President using the #realDonaldTrump method of communication (parody account to tease & torment)🇺🇸
Thx @MattBinder & @EVAN007onTV for remembering I existed and that despite my shittyness as #POTUS, I’m still beside myself (literally, figuratively & robotically) that I now have to share such a historical stage with you know who. #hallofpresidents#whatthetrump
Thanks for the shout out @GeorgeWill via @Lawrence! However, I was hoping it would be in a different historical context😭🇺🇸 #newdealgrover https://t.co/Lm0Bkqj0Dz
You rang, @POTUS? "Covfefe Cleveland" was my little-used moniker after "Kerfuffle Cleve" & "Grov the Bov" never panned out. @HISTORY knows! https://t.co/NvhWCLHH2K
Im happy to be remembered, @BraddJaffy. And unless @realDonaldTrump wants to be remembered as an authoritarian coward, I suggest he be there https://t.co/ZcnOMhzQ1V
SouthernWhiteHouse? Mar-A-Lago? "No president who performs his duties faithfully&conscientiously can have any leisure." #trump#almost30days https://t.co/ZA087j7v7T
"All men profess honesty as long as they can.To believe all men honest would be folly".I'd like 2now add:"To believe #TRUMP honest IS folly" https://t.co/8m9wCJYP84
"To the press alone, chequered as it is w/ abuses, the world's indebted 4all the triumphs...gained by reason&humanity over error&opression!" https://t.co/m4NkP2gqHO
If your #whitehouse is running very well, then I'm the greatest @POTUS who ever lived. If I'm #MillardFillmore, you're Mallard FAILmore! https://t.co/lB4Ji5IT8e
“Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost.” I implore you @POTUS to read my words!!! https://t.co/DQPiZIxzAS