Bruchpilot

Master of self-inflicted friendly fire \\ NY Jets + NFL Fan \\ Apple + Laravel Fanboy \\ MBA Student @MiddlesexUni \\ not funny.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

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[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

#Jets season opening drive ist ein TD? Es ist jetzt schon die Beste Jets Saison seit Jahren 😄 #NYJvsTEN

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

J-E-T-S #Jets #Jets #Jets

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

London Post-Game Tube Conversation, old Connecticut Lady: "I did expect nothing from the #Jets, but flying over the damn ocean for -10yards? They still can embarrass us, after all those shitty years."

[Dan Hanzus @DanHanzus]

That was an awesome game. Tough end, but Jets fans might actually get to have some fun watching their team this year.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

1. #NYJ Spiel der Saison und nach der 1. HZ bin ich noch nicht frustriert - das sind nicht meine #Jets.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

J-E-T-S

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

This is a 2-Team, RedZone broadcast right now. 👀👀
Feels like 7 games going on.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

@benbjurstrom @PovilasKorop Why OTP? Doesn‘t a signed temporary route solve the same issue, with built in features and more user convenience?

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

@DanHanzus Every Jets fan soon: Why did I get my hopes up again? I should have known they will disappoint in the end, always.

[The Jet Press @TheJetPress]

The #Jets have turned self-destruction into an art form. They’ve redefined futility.

They’ve mastered the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

What we’re witnessing is historic. They’ve turned the simple act of losing into a spectacle.

It’s tragically beautiful.

[The Jet Press @TheJetPress]

Tragically beautiful.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

@Mark_Rathgeber It's a lsd trip but for electronics, so the computer thinks he is a human and even a smart one.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

Ein wahrer Meilenstein, über 100 Follower 😃 Vielen Dank liebe Spam und Bot Accounts mit freizügigen Fotos für folgen.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

In den 1920er und frühen 1930ern gab es auch stinkreiche Ausländer, die bei der NSDAP nichts extremes finden konnten...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@naomiseibt Why is there such a negative reaction from some about AfD?

They keep saying “far right”, but the policies of AfD that I’ve read about don’t sound extremist. Maybe I’m missing something.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

@PovilasKorop It only shows that PHP is for real men. We don't just gently go to the string and kindly split it, no we use all of our energy and explode it with maximum force, just for fun for the same result.
PHP is the USA of programming languages. qed.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

Vontae Mack - No Matter What

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

Every NFL teams season in a Simpsons clip: a thread

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

Ich sage es jetzt schon: ESC 25 Sieger

https://t.co/CoGp3K4Y2O

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

Superbowl Halftime Shows können gut wie nie die unmöglichen Erwartungen erfüllen, aber dieses Jahr verstehe ich die Show nicht - absolut nicht meins.

[Bruchpilot @realBruchpilot]

.@DAZN_DE Super Bowl stream "mit US Werbung" - und Tada, deutsche Werbung. Are you f*cking serious? Wie oft kann man Lügen?