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[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

@BayAreaClipper 🗑️

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

I hate working this late. Crackheads everywhere.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

I have FOBI. Fear of being included.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

They say whatever they need to say, whenever they need to say it. There’s no integrity. Nothing you can depend on.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

The stories ppl be telling me at work are crazy. 😂

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

Why do people in SoCal say “Take THE 405 south” but people from the bay don’t say “Take THE 880 north?”

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

@Eloquocious For real

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

Caffeine is crazy! I had a Diet Coke around 630 and couldn’t sleep all night. I’m gonna be tired today.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

Can you hear the sound of one hand clapping if all the flesh is removed from the other hand?

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

Why do I have the heater on in July?

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

All these people in the theater don’t hear that this was my private screening.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

Three out of four voices in my head say go for it.

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This dude really asked me to turn it down cuz he was trying to have a conversation with his friends. 😂

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

That first workout after vacation sucks.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

It’s fucking 1045. Stop with the fireworks already! It’s not like there’s anything to celebrate!

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

clueless club managers are the fucking worst.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

I went to an “80s party” tonight in San Ramon and it just made me miss the Cellar with @DJScottyFox IYKYK

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

I know I’m getting old cuz I got excited when I found a really good deal on steak knives.

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

@Hicthedrink @SouthwestAir The typical “please DM us so we can confirm we ruined your plans” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Gil @realDjBoyWonder]

@SouthwestAir Late cuz of the normal delayed or cancelled @SouthwestAir flights. 💯