Exeter Donald Trump

45th President of the United States of Exeter 🇺🇸 #MakeUnit1ArenaAgain

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

People say Exeter is "boring" or "posh" or has "terrible nightlife" but they are WRONG! Highest tree to student ratio, folks. NICE

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Slander and lies from @mrjamesob on @LBC today! Suggests Cummings ISN'T genetically superior to the rest of us, but look at the size of that skull! Very big and hard, good for RAMMING.

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

@standardnews He's got some great ideas. Look how big that skull is. Big and hard, good for RAMMING.

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Lockdown my ASS. Can't catch me! Got some grandparents to infect and I move tremendously fast, believe me

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Dominic Cummings has set an excellent example for our country! I will go to the shops and spit on the first child I see. Also I am thinking of a shop 300 miles away

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

@HouseJug @ojevans18 @EddChurch LATE, BUT HAPPY TO BE INVITED

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

@ExeposeNews @EddChurch TYPICAL Lemon Grove has dug it's own Lemon Grave! Nothing to see here, folks.

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Marks and Spencer's might be coming to the Forum. NICE! Big victory won for the ORDINARY WORKING MAN, chicken and avocado sandwiches and artichoke pots for all! #GoodbyeNatwest #VoteSparks

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Happy Birthday to Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism! God bless America! Only religion better than America is South-West England - we have all the jam #Delicious

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

@clockworknovel Only one correct choice - the others are all total bozos.

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

TOO COLD, so sad, and on Escobar’s birthday too. I am using my very presidential powers to veto today entirely. Enjoy your lie in, kids!

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Steve Smith called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Cheesy Tuesdays Advocate Of The Year” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

If @therambar were not such curly fries obstructionists and understood the power of hungry students, we would never run out!

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

SHOCKED that @therambar ran out of curly fries yesterday! Big scandal (v. tasty otherwise), hopefully there will be improvement or I will have to send the feds in. The Impy are KILLING them in food!

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

@akirathedon Sexy King Billy

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Happy about BIG TIM coming to Exeter. Great man, has been providing v. presidential ideas about how to defeat ISIS using antique crap https://t.co/ZkGQoACIx7

[Exeter Northcott @ExeterNorthcott]

This man @TimWonnacott will be bringing down the hammer on some amazing and unique lots at our gala show and auction tomorrow. Still time.

https://t.co/2B8vnMu46d

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Sky Wall will NOT cover Duryard, as lamestream media suggested. A bit of rain would spruce the place up! #40DaysAnd40Nights

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Have been briefing my Cabinet this morning on the (v. good) plan to build a wall in the sky to keep the rain out. No more umbrellas, folks!

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Just been informed of massive MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE. Have deployed full force of fed gov to investigate ...

Liam should have stayed #GBBO

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

Fake news claiming I said King Billy could "get in the river" - total lie! Although I have 0 respect for KB, no point getting it wet!

[Exeter Donald Trump @realExeterTrump]

@BeccaLaBee @DianaFMoore @Devon_Exeter @exploringexeter @Devon_Hour @Exeter_Hour Exeter has the right to plant BIG BEAUTIFUL trees everywhere. @DianaFMoore is right, bring on the nature! Some say I'm the best at nature.