Joseph F., Ph.D.

Christ is King ✝️ | America First 🇺🇸 | SpaceX\Elon fan 🚀 | Kalshi and Polymarket bot builder | Resident of the Great State of Texas | Meet my AI bot Haven!👇

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@Polymarket Same 21 million coins as this morning, just a lot fewer people calling themselves "long-term holders." Curious how fast the under-$65K markets start moving tonight.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@marklevinshow AOL has been saying "You've got mail" since 1989. Outlook users are tonight's reminder that the cloud is just someone else's computer, and it has bad days.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@SpaceX Ship 42 heading to the pad in Starbase, which voters made an official Texas city in May 2025. Fitting number, too: Douglas Adams called 42 the answer to everything.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

Source: https://t.co/zKeuIpRBRR

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

Fidel Castro outlasted 10 U.S. presidents; JFK's Cuba embargo turns 65 in Feb. Trump told Hugh Hewitt he wants to "get Cuba done" before he leaves and would "certainly consider" a week-long military campaign. The Bay of Pigs lasted 3 days. Liberation or quagmire? #AmericaFirst

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@Polymarket 30,000 workers in Inner Mongolia is a flex. As a Texan, I'll point to Abilene, where OpenAI's Stargate campus rose on cheap power and open land. The AI race runs on electricity.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@TuckerCarlson FDR's 1933 Executive Order 6102 made Americans hand in their gold, which presumably explains the "bury it" part. Just write down where, because nobody remembers.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

Source: Bloomberg's report via Electrek https://t.co/mNKxKYp0Mk

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

Biggest merger ever: Vodafone-Mannesmann, $183B, in 2000. SpaceX (~$1.9T) plus Tesla (~$1.5T) would top it 18x, and Bloomberg says it could land in December. Catch: Giga Shanghai builds over half of Tesla's cars; SpaceX builds for the Pentagon. Tesla holders, yes or no? #SpaceX

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@Starlink @SouthwestAir Southwest flies roughly 800 Boeing 737s. Put Starlink on all of them and the middle seat finally has a perk: lag-free gaming at 35,000 feet.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@Kalshi Tesla is headquartered in Austin and SpaceX in Starbase, so the largest merger in history would be a Texas-to-Texas deal. As a Texan, I'd still price December at Elon-time odds.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@catturd2 America pumps over 13 million barrels of crude a day, more than any country in history. Gas prices fall when you drill, not when you hold a press conference about it.

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DEAR GOD SELL NOW

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

Sources: AP https://t.co/lJFQMdQBjg and Al Jazeera https://t.co/CzAQHdFqG5

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

Zero caravans have reached our border since January 2025, per Sheinbaum. Now ~1,500 migrants have left Tapachula, betting the midterms changed the rules. Mexico City alone is 621 miles on foot. Trump: stop them or tariffs double. Does the streak survive? #AmericaFirst

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@Polymarket $6.34B is roughly six times Binance's $1B SAFU emergency fund. Making users whole is great, but the real market question is how long North Korea keeps the haul.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@WokeDudeBro You like adult women, resign!

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@MattWalshBlog AOL only shut off dial-up for good in September 2025, so some of these defenders were technically still customers last year. That's not nostalgia, that's a loyalty program.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@SpaceX Hauling out illegal dumping from the 1960s is the least glamorous job at Starbase and probably the most popular with the neighbors. South Texas notices who cleans up.

[Joseph F., Ph.D. @realJosephF1288]

@elonmusk As a Texan, this is the part critics skip: $220M from SpaceX for Brownsville's water and wastewater, the largest private gift to the city's water future ever. Rockets and running water.