President Henderson of Minecraft

5th President of the United States of Minecraft 🇧🇾, Democrat, working for the country not for politics, happily married. #WEARAMASK

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

Verified ✅

[LUSA SCOTUS @lusaSCOTUS]

Today, I talked with Minecraftian President @realMHenderzon. He hasn't been tweeting due to his IRL COVID diagnosis but he recovered today.

He will distribute COVID vaccines to Roblox tomorrow.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

My prayers go out to Roblox and @notDanielThorne after they lost their first citizen to COVID.

We’re used to it.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

GameWorld Health Association has just announced that COVID-19 cases live are paused because a former statistics person messed it up

[Timothy Kurt-Vincent 🇧🇿 ➐ @MinisterVincent]

I have no words. #RIP

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

The Supreme Court!

[Timothy Kurt-Vincent 🇧🇿 ➐ @MinisterVincent]

We can. #CloseTheSchools

[Daniel Thorne Archived ➐ @notDanielThorne]

Amidst a war, Kastran is still being interviewed on COVID and how he'll handle it when he's 'ready'. I bet the Fornian people want him to handle it NOW. Not when he's ready. Their cases will explode pass Growtopia itself soon.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

He’s making it worse. What a laughing stock

[Timothy Kurt-Vincent 🇧🇿 ➐ @MinisterVincent]

Amidst Coronavirus, the world is trying to handle it. Fornian President Kastran and the Growtopian Prime Minister don't care and they feed into the fire. While fierce leaders like Henderson (Minecraft) Thorne (here) and Trovian and GTA leaders are handling it like champs. #GoGuys

[Timothy Kurt-Vincent 🇧🇿 ➐ @MinisterVincent]

Once you get one case, it rapidly spreads. That's how diseases work. Most leaders would control it -- Kastran is letting it happen.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

Hehe 🤣

[Timothy Kurt-Vincent 🇧🇿 ➐ @MinisterVincent]

I plan to do a 5 billion dollar trade with the United States of Minecraft by the end of my term (September 1st) so we can pay off a bit of our 16 billion debt, I will also put some of my funds into the debt to pay it off so we have no negativity in the Robloxian Republic.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

President Kastran who said he’d handle COVID-19 when he was ready is going to impact the country he runs and the global cases.

Fortnite is a laughing stock. #KastranIsDestroyingFortnite

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

If it wasn’t for my national mask mandate and required-to-follow safety measures we’d be right behind Growtopia in cases. Back to when we had 150 we were following right behind them. Another accomplishment under the Henderson administration!

[Daniel Thorne Archived ➐ @notDanielThorne]

We could've done better and gotten less cases than over 620 globally. This is unsafe for the whole world and soon we will have over a thousand. Our nation needs to be safe and protected. As Minister, I will sign the bill and ban travels from Minecraft & Growtopia.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

I agree with the travel ban. We should have slowed our cases (and we are) but we still have a pretty high case rate. I apologize. AGREED!

[Daniel Thorne Archived ➐ @notDanielThorne]

We could've done better and gotten less cases than over 620 globally. This is unsafe for the whole world and soon we will have over a thousand. Our nation needs to be safe and protected. As Minister, I will sign the bill and ban travels from Minecraft & Growtopia.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

You deserve a president who tells you the truth.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

As Commander In-Chief of the Military I proudly declare we will join Terraria in the battle against Fortnite. Under my leadership, we will declare ourselves the winner against Fragile Fortnite.

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

REST IN PEACE!

[KLM News ROBLOX ➐ @KLMNewsbrk]

Terrarian Chancellor Baines Oswald Jr. dies aged 6 https://t.co/tbJeoZ7fqd

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

I see that Fortnite has asked us for assistance in a war with Terraria.

I will politely reject that offer.

And go #TeamTerraria as Fortnite loves to talk garbage about us ❤️

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

Tell them hoes that it’s crunch time abdomen

[President Henderson of Minecraft @realMHenderzon]

Terraria created the “Tumblr” app (he lives in Minecraft but born in Terraria) and he is stealing our users’ data and giving it to the Terrarian president. The executive order to ban Tumblr will be signed tomorrow, if not in a couple of days.