Mark Caldeira-Slavec

we're back in the game, boys.

[UnRooolie aka Quilombo @unrooolie]

RT if you can hear this GIF

[Mothmandraws (4 slots open) @Mothmandraw]

TRUMP YOU HERETIC STOP TRYING TO HIDE THE WARP DAEMONS YOU SUMMONED

[Mark Caldeira-Slavec @realMarkCalSlav]

@MattMcMuscles found this on reddit, just for you

[Plague Of Gripes @PlagueOfGripes]

Listening to people like Pai blatantly lie about things countered with five seconds on google makes you really understand why our less developed ancestors just bludgeoned the disliked to death with animal bones. And why removing that enables shitty people. The sliding bone scale.

[wint @dril]

i believe that while i was Resting, Aeris_Nader, the snake that he is, dropped a pinch of baking soda into my ass crack and poisoned me

[wint @dril]

reality tv show where we replace one lucky boy's pc gaming chair with a fully functioning toilet. every episode

[wint @dril]

DOCTOR: you have the balls of an 80 year old man. your dick is mostly normal. your pubes suck. I didn't look at any other parts of you
ME: h

[wint @dril]

extremely frail man, tasked with gathering hundreds of dildos thrown onto the football field by overzealous fans— booed incessantly; Reviled

[wint @dril]

top 3 Engagements
1. faved by Charles Martinet.. voice of Mario
2. direct message from the official Lunchables account
3. the one to my wife

[wint @dril]

eating 1/2 lb of beef boulougnase and getting roid rage from it

[wint @dril]

people named fucking "Curtis" need to get a grip, and start calling themselves "Curt" which is a rteal name

[wint @dril]

im going to be one of thsoe guys who writes ebooks named like "Brain God: Calculation Master" then spend all day screaming at people on here

[wint @dril]

the bird bath institute considers any stone bowl between the size of 8 to 40in. to be a bird bath and they are sick of people disputing this

[wint @dril]

cornering a janitor for 50 minutes to tell him how i was once involved in a polyamourious relationship w/ the guy who said "lee roy jenkins"

[wint @dril]

(dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that

[wint @dril]

if one more Fucking girl comes on hhere asking for pics of me or my friends feet i`ll shut down my multi-million dollar corporation for good

[wint @dril]

children.. toddlers.. babies..they all got one thing in common. they all truly believe they can kick my ass. but they are Fundamentally Weak

[Mark Caldeira-Slavec @realMarkCalSlav]

#UWIntro2Rhet Behold, true rhetoric! Witness the power of @dril and weep in the face of God. https://t.co/wkOIO7Pnku

[wint @dril]

breaking down mentally because im all out of toiolet paper and i cannot decide which wendys coupon to wipe my ass with

[wint @dril]

all the pictures of bacon on the #nationalbaconday hashtatg look like utter dog shit , these people are out of their mind, uploading these