Ryan Fitzgerald

Hospice RN, I comfort the dying and their families. I also read more news than I probably should.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@SpeakerJohnson I can’t wait to see you swing.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@atrupar Maybe some of us don’t really care if some religious orimitives are upset.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

You can’t tell me what to do governor!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No one should retweet this.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@RepJohnLarson Great speech today congressman. Keep up the fight.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@SpencerNiemann1 We laughed at your little gnome ass, actually.

What are you, 5’2”, 3?

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@CoffinItUp @baustin64R That right there is 13 minutes of pure undiluted catharsis

[CJ @CJintheKeys]

Wherever this is...

Run.

#HELENE

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

I look into her eyes and see only darkness

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Sidney Powell's mugshot — Fulton County Sheriff's Office.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@kylegriffin1 This is a face of pure madness.

[Igor Sushko @igorsushko]

Prigozhin capturing Voronezh-45 nuclear storage facility in Russia may be part of the key to the lock that can help explain his decision to suddenly and bizarrely 'end' the coup which was succeeding spectacularly. I've been trying to figure how Prigozhin can guarantee his own survival after this. This may be it. Moscow may never have been his final destination. Vornezh-45 was. Once he got the nukes, he ended the operations because all objectives were achieved.

[Ryan Fitzgerald @realMurphyMc]

@MarkHertling This certainly has the feel of medieval power politics, wouldn't be surprised if a marriage contract between their kids is announced soon.

[Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum]

So Prigozhin has agreed to give up, move to Belarus and disband Wagner, one day after announcing a mutiny?

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

The only sign of stability and continuity in the Russian government I can detect is that Dmitry Medvedev appears to be drunk.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”
— Lenin

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Three thoughts this morning:

1) Putin’s invasion of Ukraine last year will go down in history as one of the biggest fuckups & biggest miscalculations ever made by a major figure on the world’s stage.

2) Joe Biden’s response to Putin’s invasion, Biden’s strong defense of Ukraine, and Biden’s leadership in assembling a unified worldwide coalition to stand WITH Ukraine and stand AGAINST Russia will go down in history as one of the greatest defenses of freedom & sovereignty ever put together on the world’s stage.

3) The world is so fortunate Trump lost in 2020.

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine is wondering why russian soldiers are still sitting in muddy trenches rather than running to the aid of their comrades on both sides of the conflict. That would be far safer than confronting the Ukrainian army.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If Putin would just activate Steven Seagal this would be over in 5 minutes.