Texas Larkan

If I’m a lot, go find less

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

“You’ll never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you”

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

This is the absolute height of reality tv. Like nothing can top this.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

“Any last words before we never speak again?”

Ariana stays eating him up. This is amazing television #pumprules

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

I just finished #Manacled and I don’t know how to move on. Or if I ever will.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

@itsjameskennedy is the Lord Disick of #VanderpumpRules. If you know, you know and I shouldn’t have to explain

[Bryan Lee Wilson @wilsoncaster]

My daughter got a new car a few days before her birthday. On her bday (yesterday) someone stole that car from in front of her apartment. I recently had a brand new phone stolen off the stage while on break. I don't know how someone can take something that doesn't belong to them.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

@ForrestDew My DMs are open

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

When kids you used to babysit are getting engaged, and you’re still asking your boyfriend if he even likes you.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

@Itskeyshawndude 100000000/10 worth it

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

I wish I was one of those people who can just drink a glass or two of wine, and not a whole bottle while sitting in a bubble bath.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

When I said I wish my life was more like Bridgerton I didn’t mean this.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

@wilsoncaster When we have section of our garage at my work dedicated to them and there’s one within walking distance from my apartment.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

Oatmeal is dank af, fight me.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

Spent the entire weekend convincing my boyfriend we’re ready for another dog.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i was like “im worried everyone’s mad at me” and my bf was like “dana it’s 4 AM. you woke me up to say this. I’M mad at you.”

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

The absolute pinnacle of entertainment #WrestleMania

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

You can’t fu*k with me, I’m having a good hair day.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

Taking preworkout to get the energy to clean my apartment. I’d judge me too.

[Texas Larkan @realNameTexas]

Growing up is realizing you’re actually the toxic one.

[Brittany @BrittanyFife73]

Janelle and Rhett are the heroes of this trip. They can’t even stand these pricks! I hope Janelle refuses to do Erica’s hair after this.
#BelowDeck #BelowDeckSailing #BelowDeckSailingYacht