Princess Celestia ☀️

(Former) Ruler of Equestria

- Parody Account

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

I'll be right back.
#MLP

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

I swear, if I get this damn photograph in the mail ONE MORE TIME 😡

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@DDenterprises23 Enough??

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

I'm not fat, I just look that way.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@cybertune4 Vibes.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

Why do I keep this list? I'm the problem.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@cybertune4 @SilvallyMSD *shrugs*

Deserved.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Charliemor96831 Blood type: syrup

What was that?

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

I am...shopping.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@died340 No.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@kaji_sagara Well you'd better.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Cirrustheprince @rosacepony It is weird you presume she'd be the one to do that.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Cirrustheprince @rosacepony Are you seriously implying what I think you are implying about my implication?

Normie.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

Four THOUSAND followers. I am humbled. I am awed. I love you all dearly. The fact that my half-baked nonsense has spawned this many fans, this many friends -- it's incredible.

Perhaps there are still good vibes to be had with this old mare.

Here, as always, is to more good times to come /)

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Philocleon Um yeah-uh. But how do you tell them apart?

I can't even wear gloves!

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

*at police station*

Look, IDK what ya'll want. I do not have fingerprints. They're a crescent, actually.

Jeez.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Diamondsoul115z @rosacepony Immortal life is boring.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@FruityTheBatto Frankly, I did not know that was a factor.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@ManehattanStonk Valid. Thank you.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

Why do you all not use bombastic reaction images to express your opinions?

We could subsidize the mlp fandom for decades.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@leemuhfucka Valid.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Jarred_Pony_alt You have used too many terms.

I still support.

[Princess Celestia ☀️ @realPrincessTia]

@Charliemor96831 *says around facefull of cake*

Sounds controversial. I leave it to you to fix it.