RealPugTrump

45th Pugsident of the United States of America

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Yes humans of America, I am driving a truck. Climb aboard. Licenses are for beagles. Rollin.
#pugs #DonaldTrump #pugtrump #trucksrule

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Everything is going smoothly contrary to this FAKE NEWS video. Ouch.
#DonaldTrump #pugtrump #pugs #pugsfirst

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I live for the good ol days when I could 💩 in the house with no consequences. Sad.

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Just took a spicey dump on @PressSec bunny costume, should be ripe by Easter morn. Pew!
#DonaldTrump #pugtrump #pugs

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So much leaking. It's time for all Hill pugs to head to the groomer to get expressed! Not okay.
#pugs #realDonaldTrump #realpugtrump

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Chased a tiny ball around Mar-a-Pugo this weekend. Hard work! Exhausted.
#realpugtrump #donaldtrump #pugs #MaraLago

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❤️#poutine

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Never went to obedience school, but I own 12 campuses where u can learn to be a sucker n I'll take all of your bones. Love!

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Just walked backstage at the Westminster dog show. No permission needed. Saw bitches getting trimmed and sans collar. Good to be king.

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Looking for a smart, well-trained dog for my cabinet to make fun of

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Favorite meal: Vladimir Poutine

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Serving up turd sandwiches all 2017 :: #realpugtrump

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Happy new year to everyone even those asshole mutts down the street that bark at me when I walk past. Wait, never mind. FU

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America needs great hair in their leader, great hair that then sheds all over you and ruins your outfit again and again

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Just dropped a nuclear-sized deuce and I feel as ease

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There are lives in the balance, but first things first, I gotta get this damn peanut butter off the roof of my mouth

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I never spin before I drop a load, I wait for my hooman to revolve around me. #whoownswho

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Show me someone without an Eggo, and I'll show you a loser. #leggomyeggo

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I'll dog trot away from Twitter when I declare it uncool, or if I invent something cooler. Like...Barker. Copyright Barker! By me. Winner.

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You know, I'm getting really sick and tired of being accused by my hoomans of all the things I have done. Very unfair.