Rob Muerto

Teenage Zombie looking to meet other like-minded monsters.

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@JustCareful @xfx_makky @juanguinho @DegurechaffSama Amazing! How many other headers has he scored since that freak occurence?

Oh wait...

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@xfx_makky @juanguinho @DegurechaffSama then why is he always the only one to get on the end of them?

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@xfx_makky @juanguinho @DegurechaffSama it's not about being marked or unmarked, it's the ability to read the trajectory of the ball the way he does. His anticipation.

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@xfx_makky @juanguinho @DegurechaffSama Nah, maybe a handful at most.
And generally no other player in history can head the ball like Ronaldo.

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@xfx_makky @juanguinho @DegurechaffSama I know one player in particular who couldn't...

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@Aarty12341 Looks great!

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@SceneinCinema "Collapsed"?

He's the worst Bond of all time. Had no business being cast in the role.

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@TreyDee1922226 @Ausar_theV1LE @ipostrandom21 Kay

https://t.co/Mif9KxjsvD

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@TreyDee1922226 @Ausar_theV1LE @ipostrandom21 It's a known fact. Just watch interviews of him before he was famous.

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1.) Batman Forever 2.) Batman 3.) The Dark Knight 4.) Batman Begins 5.) Batman 66 6.) Lego Batman 7.) Batman Returns 8.) The Dark Knight Rises 10.) Mask of the Phantasm 11.) Batman & Robin 12.) The Batman 13.) Batman v Superman

[Joshua Gould @voicearchivist]

What is the best Batman movie?

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@voicearchivist 1.) Batman Forever
2.) Batman
3.) The Dark Knight
4.) Batman Begins
5.) Batman 66
6.) Lego Batman
7.) Batman Returns
8.) The Dark Knight Rises
10.) Mask of the Phantasm
11.) Batman & Robin
12.) The Batman
13.) Batman v Superman

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@CaiusBec @Criterion Look at it from a political framework and you'll get it.

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@ThisCatIs2D I think the main problem with it is actually Alex Ross.
He's obviously a fine artist. I just don't think he's cut out for sequential art. His stuff feels too stiff and posed. It lacks the natural dynamism and visual storytelling of other, more conventional comicbook artists

[Tanya Wicker (Comic colorist) @TWicker_colors]

Had a chance to color Monika's art again :)

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@J0hnADouglas He's also a great actor who can easily make you hate him, if that's what's on the menu

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@AndrewLivingst2 Scream sucked. It's Black Christmas for wusses

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@CiderHype Love it

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@untapped_talent @TheCinesthetic

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@BatmanRouges @DeathsHeadcult Batman in general absolutely is.

BTAS absolutely not.

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Trust me, Ive given BTAS more than enough chances as an adult. I literally bought the Blu-ray box set because people talk about it like it’s the Sistine Chapel of animation. I wanted to love it but couldn’t make it past 8 or 9 episodes. I found it excruciating in almost every respect.

The writing, especially, is massively overrated. Paul Dini, frankly, strikes me as an extremely limited writer whose understanding of Batman rarely extends beyond surface-level noir aesthetics and broad archetypes. Even in the Arkham games -- which I love as games -- the weakness of the writing becomes impossible to ignore if you pay attention to characterization, dialogue, thematic depth, or narrative construction for more than five seconds.

Then there’s the animation itself, which people mythologize endlessly. Much of it is stiff, sloppy, awkwardly timed, and visually inert. The designs were simplified to supposedly gain fluidity, yet the fluidity is wildly inconsistent from episode to episode. Sometimes -- rarely -- it looks genuinely good (that Man-Bat ep.), but most of the time? Far from it.

Same with the voice acting. Mark Hamill’s Joker is one of the most overrated voice performances in animation history. Because it’s the most obvious interpretation imaginable. If you handed “The Joker” to almost any competent voice actor, Hamill’s take is basically the first thing they’d arrive at before refining it further because it was just too obvious: carnival barker cadence, exaggerated theatricality, cackling clown energy, broad “crazy guy” inflections. It’s the initial sketch most performers would evolve past in search of texture, contradiction, menace, unpredictability, or an actual interpretive angle. But with Hamill, people act like the sketch itself is the summit. Jeff Bennett’s Joker in The Brave and the Bold is honestly far more interesting to me because it actually feels like a conceptual interpretation of the character: retro, uncanny, almost like Conrad Veidt’s Gwynplaine from The Man Who Laughs suddenly came to life and learned how to speak.

Plus? Did you hear Hammil's Hobgoblin voice? It's the same freaking voice!!!