Paul

Dad to four amazing kids, a dog (Nikita) & a cat (Gini).

Love @LFC and the mighty Scunny @Sufcofficial.

I have no filter, so I say what I see & think.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

'I don't like Metallica, they're too heavy to listen to.'

Metallica:

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@_samantha8 She’s not high maintenance, she’s a f**kin full-time renovation project.

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@_samantha8 FFS. Spoilt git. Spoilt. She’s been marinated in entitlement.

Some people bring peace. She brings a three-part Netflix drama.

The tantrum budget must be astronomical.

Good riddance.

[Animal Adoptions UK 🐕‍🦺🐈🐎❤️ @AdoptionsUk]

Agree?

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@DonnaDlm71 A wobble doesn’t mean you’ve gone backwards. Then you found your footing again.
That distinction you’ve made is huge: his freedom is not the restoration of his power. The circumstances have changed. You have changed.

No control. No power. No leverage. Nowt.❤️

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Brought Niall to the gates of hell, Donny Rovers. They're playing Liverpool U21's.

Wipe your feet on the way out Niall.
#LFC #YNWA

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@jamo9mks Riera

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@WydRomanX S

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@Lfc_ola_ Fabio Borini
Andrea Dossena
Alberto Aquilani

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@fluffy_scrawler Best thing about this time of year & the dark evenings.
Door locked, comforting food, a nice drink & the fire on.

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@emmahoneybone A favourite cake AND a chilli?! That’s not nothing. That’s you finding a little bit of yourself again, even if it’s only for today. And like you said… at least there’s bloody good food at the end of it! ❤️

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Football this morning for Niall's team. Good 4-2 win. Then to the pub afterwards for a pint, or two. This is what weekends are for, enjoying time with the kids.

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@_samantha8 Wait until you're taking a cuppa & biscuits to bed with the telly on.🤣

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@1976_Jessy I could sit and admire that view. Not sure the bloody dog would let me sit and enjoy it though.

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@MattPinner_ Thank you very much.

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@fluffy_scrawler Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’ve earnt this opportunity because you’re more than capable of doing it, even if it doesn’t feel that way right now.

Of course you’re going to feel a bit out of your depth — it’s new, and you care about doing a good job.

You'll smash it.

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@clumsyoaf33 Your subconscious really said, “Let’s put a man in a room that doesn’t exist, remove his trousers, give him an atrocious tie and then have a performance review of his pubic hair.”

Forget the job interview — mate, you’ve already failed probation. 🤣🤣

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@fluffy_scrawler Well, that’s one way to ruin a perfectly good day. About as welcome as a speeding fine letter.

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@Sophie_Bowns That's NOT a fail! You walked to the garden centre, pottered around for 45 minutes and then faced the cafe, only to discover the entire population had decided they also fancied coffee and cake.
You should be really proud of yourself, next time you’ll know you can do it.❤️