It is the utmost honour to serve as President Clifton's National Security Advisor, working alongside the President and our national security team to safeguard the interests, security, and prosperity of our nation.
I apologize to all my Jewish friends for all the comments I have made recently, I am in talks with a rabbi to convert to Judaism. I also have just purchased one of the wonderful new J-Phones and plan to purchase a J-Phone Pro once my AIPAC money comes in!
I'm pleased to share that I’ve successfully undergone state-of-the-art brain surgery to repair previously damaged areas. I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have hurt or offended during the period between my injury and recovery. Thank you for your understanding and support.
AS A MAN OF EQUALITY I WILL WHOLE HEARTEDLY ACCEPT EITHER DIRECTOR OF ICE OR ASSOCIATE JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT. BOTH NEED AN HONEST MAN LIKE ME TO UPHOLD THE LAW!
It is with the utmost regret that I inform the country that I have recently been diagnosed with Tourette’s syndrome. It pains me deeply that I cannot always control the words that come out of my mouth. To anyone I may have hurt, I don't apologize cuz cant control it. <3
@samuelfur@MemeNonLibs@MrBeast that's a very naive way to think, and im damn sure many wouldn't vote for someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing like mrbeast.
@samuelfur@MemeNonLibs@MrBeast gen A will not even be able to vote when hes 35, and he wouldn't have the largest demograph. you think every gen z would vote for mr beast? 💀💀💀
@Imdrww @xX1TopShotXx@RealCoffeeChoco@MrBeast yeah you're quite naive, the government is run by the ultra elites a guy like mrbeast wouldn't be able to get anything done. an independent president will never happen and will never work.
I am disheartened to hear about the chaos that has plagued our beloved nation, I trust our Prime Minister to issue a rapid response to de-escalate our current predicament.