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[Hoops McCann @real__covfefe]

A haiku thursday
Is good for my weary soul
Bird sings atop tree

[Hoops McCann @real__covfefe]

@MuseHawk i mean what are we betting on? that Risacher grows 3 inches? that Onyeka is the next Kareem? That Dyson becomes Gary Payton??

Like what the hell are we hoping from this squad? That it somehow takes us far in the playoffs??

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@stats_feed

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@TheCinesthetic rarely any "ummm" or pauses while speaking; or immediately articulating a perfectly coherent and intelligent response to anything another character says

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@RP3natural @meelhouse @Bow2FalconGod So every player who doesnt make an all star game is a role player? Jamal Crawford, Lou Williams, Lamar Odom would all like a word. This is an insane comment

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@TraesMuse @statmuse john collin's what?

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this man every game

[NBA @NBA]

Joel Embiid's December: 40.2 PPG, 10.6 RPG, 60.6% FG

- 2nd to ever average 40/10 in a month (Wilt)
- 1st to average 40/10 on 60% FG (min. 9 games)

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Atlanta Hawks x Atlanta Falcons

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@NickAdamsinUSA You are a homosexual.

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@WeedMubarak "he who denies being gay, most certainly is"
- Plato

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@david_helfman @Culture_Crit please

[Patrick Garbin @patrickgarbin]

17 years ago today... 11/25/2006

"Massaquoi!"

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rest well, so that you may sleep at night

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@stats_feed tomato

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there is nothing in this world that drives a man to desire jumping off a bridge more than the spoken Danish language

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@historyinmemes LA

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bad day to be my asshole locked away within my business trousers, confined to a desk in an office, with only temporary reprieve above a slab of porcelain

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@PicturesFoIder "so, what type of alcohol do you put in the wine?" - said to the guy working at a winery

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Home runs hit by each MLB team this year 😮

281 Atlanta Braves
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226 Los Angeles Dodgers
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209 Los Angeles Angels, Tampa Bay Rays
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205 Minnesota Twins
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203 New York Yankees, Texas Rangers
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199 St. Louis Cardinals
198 Houston Astros
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195 Philadelphia Phillies
194 Seattle Mariners
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192 New York Mets
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188 San Diego Padres
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175 Chicago Cubs
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171 Boston Red Sox
170 Baltimore Orioles
169 Cincinnati Reds
168 Toronto Blue Jays
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159 San Francisco Giants
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157 Arizona Diamondbacks, Chicago White Sox
156 Oakland Athletics
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147 Miami Marlins, Milwaukee Brewers
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144 Detroit Tigers, Kansas City Royals
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141 Pittsburgh Pirates
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138 Colorado Rockies
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133 Washington Nationals
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110 Cleveland Guardians

[Hoops McCann @real__covfefe]

@NBAMemes d wade and shaq

[Hoops McCann @real__covfefe]

🗣️ ok beast..
🦻 pardon?
🗣️ ok, beast.. 😉
🦻 pardon!?? that's my trick ear
☺️ sorry, you shybeast 🫴
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