TheRealCornCobGuy

Official account for FOJM (Friends of Jacob Wohl). All other corncobs must bow before me. Stolen Colon can suck it. Dis Melinda.

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy Guess again, honey. It ain’t no Gingerhead House.

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@PresidentCorn @cob_guy Sir, I am eager to serve you and take that corn clown down.

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy come out and pla-ay!

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@smungjury @colon_stolen 100%

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@AndrewCorsello @smungjury @cob_guy @leisure3000 @colon_stolen @Popehat @vladadraws So was I!

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@smungjury @cob_guy @colon_stolen @joshtpm @realDonaldTrump Seriously. That guy is the original “diseased broken husk of a person.”
#guiltyofcornhairvanity

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy @charlienewton From my favorite movie -- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Peter Kwan.

#audienceofnone

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy Lam🌽r

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy I've got pieces of cobbs like you in my stool. And also a lot of corn.

#maraberkman
#unclejohnsband
#suzyfriedland
#thetelltalepear

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@charlienewton @cob_guy The tears of a corn.

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy @smungjury @AndrewCorsello More like Children of The Real Corn Cob Guy.

#120West25thStreet
#724HUNG
#VanessaDelRio

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy @smungjury @AndrewCorsello Hey, dipshit, you mis-spelled K-R-E-E-M-Y.

#TomBradywaterslide
#TomBradyAstroglide
#cheatersssss
#BeWorst
#GaryHart2020

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

A Sunday without Lamar @Lj_era8 is like a day without corn. But still better than any day with @cob_guy.

#Truth
#CornToBeWild
#CornFree
#ModernChineseSecret

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy @Jack_Burkman Why doesn't everybody block you?

#cornproud
#cornstrong
#KornFerryInternational
#MayaAngelouMastodon

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@colon_stolen God you suck. Just the worst. Besides @cob_guy

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy @DonaldJTrumpJr This is pure amateur horseshit.

#CowboyThing
#NoNaan
#NoRotiEither
#NextStopBoystown

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@cob_guy Repelling women.
Fingering woodland creatures.
Self-basting.

#molested
#murdered
#mutilaaaaaaaaaaaay
#ArthurLongtaintmassage

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

Hey @SalvationArmyUS, since it's #GivingTuesday, can you give @cob_guy some much-needed #dignity?

#tossmycobbsalad
#wellallgetsome
#exceptRealCornCobGuy
#therearecertainthingsaCobGuymustdo
#CharminvsShawman
#EstelleGetty

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@AndrewCorsello @cob_guy @DavidWohl Hey @cob_guy, here's some real art for you:

https://t.co/f7jPpHiAB9

[Dianne Eulalie @dxp7]

@bendreyfuss I do this thing where whenever a friend of mine posts a picture, I photoshop bigfoot into it, so that's my personal contribution in making the internet a better place.

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

I'm a Corncob Guy on a corncob team that likes to throw the corncob. @cob_guy is a lazy pretender who never had to guts to appear in a sizzlin' hot @DavidWohl sex calendar.

#tragedyplustime
#zeropluszero
#ohmygodButchstop
#shutthefuckupGoldy

[TheRealCornCobGuy @real_cob]

@AndrewCorsello @cob_guy @DavidWohl Looks like someone's been shopping in the West Village.