walrus

[AJ Stuyvenberg @astuyve]

Every single piece of software you've ever used was written under constraints which no longer apply and you think there's nothing to do?

[walrus @real_cooley]

@___frye @xlr8harder This is the first post I saw this morning, thanks for ruining my day!

[walrus @real_cooley]

@marsBuilds Keep up the good work lads, the world needs more well-crafted software l

[walrus @real_cooley]

@github We are actually so back

[Florian Brand @xeophon]

👨 "okay let’s fix XY"
🤖 "done" +1,292 -50 LOC
👨 "are you sure that’s the best way?"
🤖 "you are right" +640 -53 LOC
👨 "i think we just need to touch Z?"
🤖 "oh yeah lmao" +5 -7 LOC

[dog @a_musingcat]

this shit is worse than the javascript ecosystem in the 2010s

[walrus @real_cooley]

@personofswag yeah

[walrus @real_cooley]

Plenty of ink has been spilled on the subject of agentic coding vs. writing code by hand, but I think the most accurate summary of my thoughts are “I miss how fun my job used to be.”

[walrus @real_cooley]

@stylishdawg Update your LinkedIn bio with the new title to assert your dominance

[deepfates @deepfates]

The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"i'm going to go cowork at a cafe" brother you are 31

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

i feel like a lot of people i know aren’t as tapped in on ai setups as they should be. lots of butt sniffing, curious pokes. i’m gonna tell you exactly how i have this shit set up, and it may be dumb, but it’s a set up:

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

when VCs move from SF to Austin the average IQ of both cities goes up

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Unlike all the crap fall tv I'm currently watching, #JaneTheVirgin keeps things 💯💯

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

ive been working with a therapist for years who’s helped me redirect my gay thoughts into data-driven strategic insights that deliver shareholder value

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

[walrus @real_cooley]

“Used to be when a mid level engineer asked you for the root cause of a bug in your PR, you could just tell them ‘go fuck yourself’ and hit merge. Not anymore.”