TheRealJNotts

Bar Stool Philosophy, faux intellectualism... and the occasional shart joke.

[Ryan Richardson @rockinryan]

Killer guitarist tearing up the Rock n Roll game @real_notts of @groundzerola… https://t.co/QU2AsyLJAL

[Guitar Players Unite @GPUnitedAsOne]

#TheTurnUp 🎙#JohnNotto @real_notts
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#ComingToTheStage only on @GPUnitedAsOne
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💥 For Lead Guitarist by Lead Guitar Players 💥
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FB: Guitar Players United As One
Twitter: GPUnitedAsOne
IG:… https://t.co/YuUZ2o9oGM

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

😎 Video shoot for @gibsonguitar and @guitarcenter 📷: jorgito_neftali
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#gibson #guitar… https://t.co/EVngtrwi14

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

Hit record GO.
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#guitar #guitarplayer #guitarist #guitarsolo #funk #soul #rocknroll… https://t.co/cUnZ0uxpYj

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

"If I had the money for a Lamborghini, I would still buy the kit car version and fill the trunk with the rest of the cash". #talkswithbrian

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

I know I'm not photogenic, I'm just gorgeous in person. -Willie Ray

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

If you can't tell, then you don't know!

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

The p is silent in pleather, right?

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

Playin licks! LICKS!! Subbing in church with these killers 👉🏻 @taikibass johnte_roberts100.… https://t.co/06Lb7xOcQf

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

President Trump signs an executive order dismantling former President Obama’s efforts to combat climate change. https://t.co/jnDzbZK7BX

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

I feel like all is right in the world now that @DaveChappelle is back! (It's not, but he can help us laugh through it).

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

You want to, but you can't to.

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

your true soul mate is out there somewhere, banging other people

[Will Ferrell @Will___Ferrell]

If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump attacks the media all the time because he lies all of the time. It's imperative we all stand up to Trump's drift to authoritarianism.

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

I'm already sick of the humble brag that starts with "when you're.. (insert blank)".

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Almost all armed conflict in the history of the world came about because opposing sides believed different things to be true.

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

@RealDonKennedy Whaaa? Explain.

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

"Trump is the stranger with candy offering you a ride to the mall. But we know YOU AIN'T GOIN TO THE MALL, KID". #talkswithbrian

[TheRealJNotts @real_notts]

@RealDonKennedy It's gonna be golden