Alpha 2000

Moke Wob.
I am 20 years old.

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

My collar's blue but the year is new

[Rae @raepotus]

Yall will see Michael Jackson looking like this and be like “he’s so baby 😍😍”

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@sigmahamster2 Despite being a woman, I don't seem to possess "evil foid powers". While this is likely just proof of me being chopped, I choose to take this as actually a sign I just need to get more evil in order to be granted the power

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

smart people are heavily oppressed in today’s society. this goes unnoticed because smart people are on average better off, but these effects go away if you control for IQ

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

I’m a Kantian, which is inherently gay

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@Datssemble

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@Datssemble One time I was arguing with someone on twitter and they were looking for ways to call me heckin problematic I guess, so they scrolled up into my account and saw that I retweeted this exact meme, from an account called lgbtcuckporn,

[Henri Mourant 🌱 @henri_mourant]

If ticks are what it takes to get us to stop eating meat then it's actually immoral to eliminate these ticks until we stop eating meat

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@morallawwithin Trump dandruff

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@lgbtcuckporn @iloveovervape @Datssemble @confurted_ Hello lgbtcuckporn....

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@Datssemble And they used this to proclaim that I am racist because it means I watch cuck porn and cuck porn is inherently racist apparently

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Having banned alcohol, Mormons are slowly converging on the Middle Eastern tradition of eating ridiculously sweetened food as a substitute

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

I don't see how this is supposed to be a le epic dunk. I mean it's funny but it's been ran into the ground by people GENUINELY seeing it as some epic debate ender

[StuG_Heidi @StuG_Heidi]

The Catholic main plot: Pope declaring war on AI.

The Orthodox subplot:

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@viva__sex @austereaustere

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@Classisco123 aurora looks legit as fuck in hers

[mariana @ubergojo]

thats bc in the past bread came from bread trees, which naturally didn't contain gluten, but then humans killed the mammoths (the pollinators of bread trees) and the bread trees became extinct as a consequence, so humans had to start baking their own bread (which contains gluten)

[Alpha 2000 @realalpha2000]

@ophoelia me

[Loving Gimp @viva__sex]

When I was in psychosis for three days so I would sneak out on my bike every night to masturbate in a public park because I believed my seed could heal the earth of its impurities