Andrew lea

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

I can’t sleep

[Destiny DC @destined4life_]

Like a Boss 🔥😂📈

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Is this what Hell is?

[Gabe's Ghost 🌩️ @phantomdawg]

Words to live by.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I’ve legit watched this synth battle 13 times on repeat.

[Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon]

I must stop ✋ day drinking 🤦‍♂️🍺🕺 https://t.co/vKPuFIQ2uq

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A guy has gone viral for being forced to play a full round of golf without a ball with complete strangers as punishment for losing his fantasy football league.

One of the greatest punishments we've ever seen.

😭😭😭

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees but without the music still cracks me up😂

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Can’t decide what is funnier.

A rancid fart cleared out a theatre showing for the new Spiderman film. Or a jacked cosplaying guy in Spiderman suit was immediately on his phone getting to the bottom of the situation.

[👮‍♂️🚒 Tales of Badge & Blaze™ @ScottEnlow]

👮‍♂️911 operator: "911 what is your emergency?"

😳Caller: "I'm calling to report a bear on top of a light pole."

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

The odds of this happening are like 1 in 525M+

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Hahahahahahaha

[Nafis Ahmed @iam_nafisahmed]

Asked Claude to design my logo.
The result looked like it cost $500,000.
It cost $0.

The 7 prompts I used (steal these):
Save for later🔖

[Ben Gallant @benrgallant]

Two weeks ago we moved our family from California to Tennessee, and today confirmed everything we hoped for.

We watched our new community’s Fourth of July parade and ran the neighborhood 5k this morning, and tonight there’s a fireworks show, all without leaving the neighborhood. The kids on our street already pulled our two boys into their bike club. Neighbors met the moving truck and helped unload before we even arrived. We’re buying meat and cheese from a farm fifteen minutes from our house.

We came here for the community, and for a place built for raising a family instead of one that seems to punish you for it. We loved California, but every year felt like paying a tax for having kids, wanting safe streets, and trying to run a small business, even with family nearby to help.

Today I’m grateful to live in a country where you can pack up and choose a different life, and where the people who live there actually want you to have it.

This country is great, and I’ll never stop being grateful for it.

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

I've only listened to this like 400 times. Holy shit she's gorgeous but the song is THAT much more 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

How the fuck did air conditioning become political ???

[Ashwin @Sudharsan_ak]

The fact that Sophie triggered almost an entire league with just a simple point of a finger is just crazy motion 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It’s hard to believe this guy I was interviewing at some protest a decade ago is now basically the face of the Democratic Party in the United States.