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[Bob @RealBobsTweeter]

@MercerMayer Love reading your books to my boys!

[Bob @RealBobsTweeter]

@paolini Are you using any LLMs for proofreading or identification of any potential contradictions from such an encompassing body of work?

[Bob @RealBobsTweeter]

@Fire5280 @shortlongdo @SteveOnSpeed What did you do for work to have a net worth of $8MM?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

Hey, "Don't Tread on Me" guys, this is the treading part.

[Raven @raven_brah]

“I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there when I took out the current mortgage on Rivendell.”

[Bob @RealBobsTweeter]

@mattyglesias Blogger

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Former Senator Claire McCaskill: "There are more pictures of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than there are trans athletes in the NCAA, by multiples."

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

As always, Susan Collins counted votes and decided she could vote no and the bill would still pass, thus saving her golden seat in the Senate. She and Murkowski seem to have a pact--whose turn is it to vote no this time?

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

The suffering in #Ukraine because of the war criminal #Putin is obvious to all

But the dangers that lie ahead are far greater than most realize

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

#Putin is going to take an L in #Ukraine

A strategic loss is certain and even an operational loss is possible

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

If/when Putin concludes he can’t remove Zelenskyi he will seek clear battlefield dominance through barbaric escalation & then
try to force Ukraine to:

=surrender land (yellow)

=adopt neutrality in constitution

=demilitarize

=install Russian puppet in a high government post

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Kash Patel is doing such a great job on fighting crime that we are actually having to import sex traffickers from other countries.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

As China continues to give money and projects to countries to gain influence, we are shutting down our agencies that do that.

China is eating our lunch and Trump is the reason. Sorry folks, if you don’t see it you don’t understand how the world works. Period

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

It looks like before ending wars in faraway lands, Trump has started a war on the US borders. I suppose picking fights with allies is easier than standing up to dictators.

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Mick Foley with a message to America and Donald Trump.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

waymo this waymo that. how about we get way mo help bringing down the cost of housing

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Live look at meteorologists across the country getting ready for another day of work that now features fighting conspiracy theorists on the internet.

Idk what has happened lately but it feels like we're inching closer to idiocracy every day

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

HARRIS: Let’s build 3 million new homes
TRUMP: Let’s do a national day of violence
POLLS: Statistically tied