Simply Chip

Happily married father of three. Wordle fanatic. Cuckoo for Cuomo! #KeepPounding #hotdaughterdad

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@SeanFennessey Hahahahahaha keep crying loser

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@priyaee Notice you’ve provided ZERO proof to refute my claim

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@priyaee I’ve never met a Patel that didn’t have a penis

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@the_cats_meowww @DertDangle @phildudebro @ryansatin Met your husband once in a Modesto bathroom stall. One of the smallest weiners I’ve ever seen.

Laughably small.

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@notnonicegal That’s awfully appleist

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@Khwezi_Lomso1 @morganhmoore1 Explain it to me like I’m a 4 year old

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@morganhmoore1 With all due respect the video clearly shows both of you in the sauna tho

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@Attack_oftheJoe @mertonesque What did he do?!

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@PlacentaNachos @mertonesque Oh ok I thought he was in Nirvana. Had heard of the Replacements but didn’t realize that was him. Thank you! 🙏

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@PlacentaNachos @mertonesque Bass, guitar. Same thing

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@DarthKevin81 @schoenbrunnews Actually most of us are. Do better.

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@BauerOutage Friendly wager, Mr. Bowers:

I offer you $5 if you can strike me out (spoiler alert: you probably can’t, as I played ball for seven years). That at least gives you a 10% chance of earning more than the $0 you’d earn in MLB.

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@HoodiGarland Embiid is washed. Should be benched for a damn boner

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@blownheadlight @FredKatz Defense wins championships

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@blownheadlight @FredKatz Bottom line is if you’re not playing to win then why play at all?

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@KiwiRealTalk @pogbogluV2 I’ll throat bang u til the cows come home pretty boy

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@KiwiRealTalk @pogbogluV2 Yeah “no relation” Im sure it’s just a coincidence that they both have last name Patel 🙄