Brittany Mac

Simply Complicated.

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

Great news from doctors: Our 25-year veteran officer was released from Memorial Hermann Hospital a short time ago. #hounews

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Praying for our officers

[Houston Police @houstonpolice]

We can confirm 1 suspect is DOA at the scene. SWAT is actively working to make sure there is no one else inside the location at 7800 Harding. Continue to avoid area.

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Neighbors got *their squealing kids* a drone for Christmas... Are drone killers a part of the after Christmas sale?

#stfu

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Let the Birthday shennigans begin!

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

We can officially add a 4.5 cu ft Frigidaire mini fridge to the list of things I can fit in the front seat of my @VW Jetta!

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

I don't know whose bright idea it was to have the cowboys play the indians on Thanksgiving but I'm thankful... I'm going to have jokes for days... 😂

#DallasCowboys

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Why am I not surprised... https://t.co/QhMHDV3b8O

[Houston Men's Hoops 🏀 🐾 @UHCougarMBK]

Getting closer...

#ForTheCity #GoCoogs

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

@JordanRRedman @dog_rates My heart and prayers are with you Jordan! It's never easy to make the decision to let our fur babies go; but, know that yours will be restored and greated warmly by all of ours that came before and that you will be reunited again, one day, over the rainbow bridge. ❤

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Hallelujah!

[Daniel Gotera @DTGotera]

With 100% precincts reporting, it has been declared that we are all happy that political ads are now gone.

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

First words out of my office today: "Crazy pants is at it again... She called the cops over a pine tree"

After a while you'd think they'd start billing her for her bullshit....

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Nov 7 = the day my front porch will start looking like a front porch again instead of the cemetery/recycling bin for unwanted political flyers its been for the last 6 months

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Twitter needs a dislike button for things like this... 😢💔

[Julia Morales @JuliaMorales]

Astros announce they've declined their club option on Brian McCann. He becomes a free agent.

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Turn about is fair play I guess...

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

@MrsDigger @TeamRubicon @TMobile Valid! #HR4HR

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

Alright #RedSox, lets keep it to one games worth of innings tonight. #ireallyhatela

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

@DominickIzzo @Fact 😂 Average begets average

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

I'm usually the petty one on the street but the guy across from me just cranked the petty up to 1000 by playing old rock and roll on max volume as payback for the kids next door squealing all night for the last 5 days...

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

When you and your friend spend your evenings figuring out ways to mess with the office staff... New chairs for everybody!

[Brittany Mac @realbrittanymac]

@DominickIzzo 😂 I needed that laugh