Jennifer🥰

Feminist. Remember that I’m only just a girl 🧍🏽‍♀️ 20-10-2020.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[gigi🫧 @gigi_sofly]

God, take 30 pounds off me and give them to Ariana Grande.

[Banku @the_banku]

Peter Obi worked so damn hard for that win in 2023,did so much ground work,traveled everywhere!
Only for these wild beasts to rig him out of what he earned.
I know we are not the most serious people,but we must not allow those blood suckers repeat that nonsense again.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

It’s just 3rd Of September and I don’t have any money left.

[𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒂 ♉︎ @loveexhannah]

no contact be hurting y’all bc y’all do it with the thought & hope that it’s temporary & y’all may reconnect later, when it’s supposed to be abt y’all never ever speaking again. like baby commit to it! it’s not see you later, it’s see you never fck nigga ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾

[Godfather is my forte @earth2godfather]

Is infidelity a fetish for straight men?

[Jennifer🥰 @realcalmday]

I was so tempted to go outside and look at my car by 5am🤣🤣🤣🤣

[A-aron @whois_aaron_]

bolt is insanely expensive

indrive uses criminals for drivers

public cabs and buses will kidnap and rob you

walai i hate this country😭

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

You’re all losers. Fuking losers

[. @naledimashishi]

“Every child needs a dad” is never directed at deadbeats. Always at the women who are actually raising the children

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

NA SHOUTOUT TO THE ONES WHEN GET IT OUT THE MUD WITHOUT FAMILY MONEY DEY MAKE DAVID CRASH OUT?

From where to where ??

[Kenny Victor @Kehinde_Vict0r]

You stoop so low to search all Erigga's tweets with the aim of finding one where he insulted you, but you can't see. You now have to use the one where he was hoping to feature you to taunt him, this is the lowest level of shamelessness I have seen on Twitter. ATP you need prayers

[Iconuzor @icons_closet]

THE BIGGEST TRICK THESE POLITICIANS HAVE PLAYED ON NIGERIANS IS CONVINCING YOU THAT THEIR POLITICS IS A FOOTBALL MATCH, WHEN THE STAKES ARE YOUR ACTUAL LIFE.

Listen carefully to the way Wike and these politicians speak.

“I will show them.”
“They cannot do this to me.”
“We will defeat them.”
“They will see.”

Everything is Wike vs somebody. Tinubu vs somebody. Atiku vs somebody. Peter Obi vs somebody.

They make it personal between THEM, so you become a spectator. You pick a team. You start analysing who is the bigger man, who outsmarted who, who embarrassed who, who has more power.

Meanwhile, NA YOU GO SUFFER.

Take this thing personally.

This election is not about Wike. It is not about Tinubu. It is not about Atiku. It is not even about Peter Obi.

It is about YOU.

Your life. Your children. Your job. Your business. The price of food. The hospital you will enter when you are sick. The school your children will attend. The roads you will drive on. Whether you have light. Whether your salary can still feed you.

Ask yourself one simple question: WHO DO I GENUINELY BELIEVE CAN MAKE MY LIFE BETTER IN NIGERIA?

Forget their personal fights.

Because when this political Champions League finishes, Wike will be fine. Tinubu will be fine. Atiku will be fine. Peter Obi will be fine.

You are the one who has to live with the consequences.

Stop watching Nigerian politics like a spectator.

YOU ARE NOT WATCHING THE MATCH. YOU ARE THE STAKES.

[Jennifer🥰 @realcalmday]

@eldredz Thank youuu🥰❤️

[Jennifer🥰 @realcalmday]

I’m officially a car ownerrrrr💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[Jennifer🥰 @realcalmday]

@chuubiyo Thank youuu🥰

[Jennifer🥰 @realcalmday]

@nnamdi__u Not my helper talking 😂😂🙏

[MR MACFORD 𓃵 👑 @mr_macford]

God realized the stupidity of African leaders and decided to spare us natural disasters because naturally we’re a disaster!

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

You’re lucky that your music sweet die because you’re ridiculous wahlai.

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Everyone looked silly in those wedding dresses btw. Oshi ti poju