Curt

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

Fellas, imagine this

It's 2036, and you're drunk. It's the day your mom gets out of prison. You go to pick her up in the rain. Before you can get to the station in your pickup truck, she gets ran over by a damned ol train.

Life sucks

[Riley Thom @RileyThom54]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

If vegans hate eating meat so much then why do their "plant based products" need to taste like meat?

[Riley Thom @RileyThom54]

"It doesn't feel like a Wednesday" @realcurtfrink

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

@RileyThom54 Nice

[Riley Thom @RileyThom54]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Dale Earnhardt

[Barstool Kansas State @BarstoolKState]

#AstEatingSZN

[Riley Thom @RileyThom54]

“I’m white trash and I’m in trouble”

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

@RileyCountyPD is it open container if you walk down the sidewalk with an untapped keg?

[AGRAlphaZeta @AGRAlphaZeta]

In just a few weeks @AGRAlphaZeta will be hosting our annual Sell-A-Fella Philanthropy. Come join us as we ride against Cystic Fibrosis!

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

I went and watched Bohemian Rhapsody the other day. Spoiler alert: Freddie Mercury gets aids and dies at the end.

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

It doesn't FEEL like a Wednesday

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

@HillPaden I'm honored by that

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

It's not a frat house, it's a frat home

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

TGIF amiright folks?

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

I sure don't like being in the hospital.

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

Felt cute, might delete this later

[Band Aid King Dempsey: Emotionally damaged @DempMcgee]

Imagine being a grown man and not knowing:
-basic carpentry
-basic plumbing
-basic electrical
-basic mechanics
-how to weld
Y’all some hoes. I swear to God

[trinidaddy @TrinityAnn2]

there’s nothing I hate more than recieving blank snaps from the person I want to talk to

[Curt @realcurtfrink]

Wish I was famous enough to tweet cryptic crap and still get loads of likes even though it doesn't make any sense.