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[Adrián Molina® @theadrianmolina]

It's all fun and games until the sunrises at 9:12 AM on December 20th

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

2:32am CDT #SPC Day3 Outlook Marginal Risk: Wednesday into Wednesday night across parts of the central Great Plains into Upper Midwest https://t.co/K89lXjsmlK

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We DO NOT talk about how most people in their mid-20s act like they're still 17-18 just because of how much the pandemic has completely stunted their social development.

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[Shme @kelshmeamyy]

Please don’t ever offer to drive if you don’t know how to keep consistent pressure on the gas pedal

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says
BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK.
Someone is ALWAYS listening!

[Federico Alcini @zTenenteSharkL]

@Treyarch @IronGalaxy

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

being a manager in your twenties is so funny because you have to sit there and tell a 45-year-old man with three kids that he's five minutes late for his shift

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

no one talks about how full-time jobs quietly erase your hobbies

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some of you take these jobs way too seriously. No job is worth snitching on coworkers, skipping breaks, coming in on your days off, working unpaid overtime, or refusing to use your PTO or call out. Especially not for dead-end jobs with zero room for growth.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

who sleeps with a blanket while the fan’s on?

me :

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[RileyTaugor 🏴 @RileyTaugor]

Juice WRLD’s mega grail “Never Switch” has surfaced for free

[Justin “Faggot” Thomas @JTburnerman]

Maybe the worst text to receive when you’re girl’s at a party #fuckmetotears