🔆Ra☀️

God of the sun, order, kings, and the sky. Might fuck around and merge with another God or two.

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

Met a frog with bad breath today. Diagnosed that bitch with halitoadsis

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

Say what you will, but it was amazing how Mumford raised all those sons alone after Dadford left.

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

*schlorp schlorp schlorp*

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

ACAB stands for assigned clown at birth

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

Spiderman would be great at bondage

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

God gives his sternest Kings to his silliest Jesters

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

Queen Elizabeth will not reach the field of reeds

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

I like to pretend I'm a snake when I'm peeling from a sunburn

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

Why'd that apple-headed bitch, Newton, have to go and do that >:(

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@Thor6960 @YourAllFather @ArtemisMoonCard @RealFalconGod @im_jesuschrist @s8nstan @thegoodgodabove Honestly sour cream and cheddar is probably my favorite flavor as well. Generic chip, though, is cheeto.

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

This one goes out to all the bitches who can't spell nautious

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@chaosfunnysnek Valid, I just bite it

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@Thor6960 Crumb

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@KaiteK4t Yes

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@MusicGodApollo Says who?

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@w_a_mozartkin I did not! I cannot believe you think I would do such a thing!

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

I wonder if Bambi's dad was already shot

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

@frogparent Nay, I have found myself in it

[🔆Ra☀️ @RealestSunGod]

I wet my toothbrush with hot water 😈😈😈🔥🔥