Lettuce Facts

If lettunce what you need to know just read his twets

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

@Wendys what is wrong with you Wendy? Can you form a coherent sentence?

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

.@Wendys responsible for enormous loss of personal information due to lack of cyber security practices has left me lettuce-less

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

Wow I always go to @Wendys and now my bank information was stolen and I don't have any money to buy lettuces. Thanks a lot wendys

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

L - leave
E - me
T - the
T - hell
U - alone
C - you
E - idiot

[ant @latifah_the_bun]

Hank just planted his fat ass on one of his babies

[ant @latifah_the_bun]

Who do you like better

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I spilled my crunchies and I don't give a crap

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

A cabbage knows
Where the green grass grows
Trim your toe
Nails
They are gross
They are moist
A clown is laughing
A mouse dies peacefully

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

A lettuce is round like my moms ass

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My ass is round like a cabbage

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

die

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

Lettuce be friends

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

Happy mother day mom why wont you talk to me

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

stop

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

If you put a cabbage in your bed before you take a bath he will be there waiting for you when you are all done I find out

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

Grow a lettuce to know a lettuce

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

A lettuce is a perfect green sphere of leafs and various types of flaps

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

help

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

Happy 4/20 go smoke a lettuce

[Lettuce Facts @realettucefact]

A lettuce is green I hate my life