🗿Official Real Fake Smitty🗿

If you hit an animal with your 2016 Honda Civic in the past 4.5 months DNI. Quirked Up White Boy. War Criminal. Woman Denier. Twisted Cyclepath. 96% sus. He/Him

[🗿Official Real Fake Smitty🗿 @RealFakeSmitty]

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Thought I looked cute in this one. Might delete later

[The Church of the Bell @Churchofthebell]

How much effort you gotta put in to go from being an 0-2er to a 1-2er at the local

[𝔽 - 𝟛𝟚 @I_F32_I]

My dad works at an aura farm and a hype beast broke loose and killed him

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If you think companies will give us a 3 day work week instead of forcing us to double our output over 5 days while suppressing wages, then you don’t understand capitalism, or the greed of the CEOs and billionaires who have built their wealth by exploiting the working class.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Okay, implement a 3 day workweek then. You're the boss.

[graydog @graydogstuff]

if u call ur significant other “honey” your a kaan idc

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

On what planet should a monkey who can play the bongos not be showered with all the riches we have to offer

[skeleman 🇨🇦🌈 @Skeleman71]

“So I was at this restaurant and they messed up my order so the manager offered to give me dessert for fre-”

“ITS NOT FREE THEY HAD TO PAY SOMEONE TO MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!”

[Rory @CococonutGun]

make sure to check your prerelease bulk guys

[Joe Biden @brunchlover30]

Your website doesn't work @realDonaldTrump

[roycebracket @royceybrackets]

noticing my arena opponents doing a lot of "empowering jace" and "boosting noncombat damage" but not a lot of empowering women or boosting marginalized voices

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

In high school, one day we learned that Caesar's son was called Caesarion, meaning "little Caesar." I immediately started looking around at my friends, mouth agape. I was met with cold, emotionless faces - conveying a vibe of "That's not funny & you're stupid if you think it is."

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[anna 🏳️‍⚧️ @annagaming131]

the world you grew up in no longer exists

[Timmy Turner @timmyturner1337]

Feller saw a large posterior and acted rather tired. We must dispose of him posthaste

[🗿Official Real Fake Smitty🗿 @RealFakeSmitty]

Guy who's staunchly anti-science in all aspects solely because "they took away Pluto's planetary rights"

[hev 𓂃.· ࣪˖ ִ ྀ @vevhed]

😭😭 I’m sorry for her friends ig?

[tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags @TylerMayonags]

tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags