🗿Official Real Fake Smitty🗿

If you hit an animal with your 2016 Honda Civic in the past 4.5 months DNI. Quirked Up White Boy. War Criminal. Woman Denier. Twisted Cyclepath. 96% sus. He/Him

[🗿Official Real Fake Smitty🗿 @RealFakeSmitty]

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Thought I looked cute in this one. Might delete later

[graydog @graydogstuff]

if u call ur significant other “honey” your a kaan idc

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

On what planet should a monkey who can play the bongos not be showered with all the riches we have to offer

[skeleman 🇨🇦🌈 @Skeleman71]

“So I was at this restaurant and they messed up my order so the manager offered to give me dessert for fre-”

“ITS NOT FREE THEY HAD TO PAY SOMEONE TO MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!”

[Rory @CococonutGun]

make sure to check your prerelease bulk guys

[Joe Biden @brunchlover30]

Your website doesn't work @realDonaldTrump

[roycebracket @royceybrackets]

noticing my arena opponents doing a lot of "empowering jace" and "boosting noncombat damage" but not a lot of empowering women or boosting marginalized voices

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

"if 3% is a genocide then america has committed genocide several times in the last 100 years"

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

In high school, one day we learned that Caesar's son was called Caesarion, meaning "little Caesar." I immediately started looking around at my friends, mouth agape. I was met with cold, emotionless faces - conveying a vibe of "That's not funny & you're stupid if you think it is."

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[anna 🏳️‍⚧️ @annagaming131]

the world you grew up in no longer exists

[Timmy Turner @timmyturner1337]

Feller saw a large posterior and acted rather tired. We must dispose of him posthaste

[🗿Official Real Fake Smitty🗿 @RealFakeSmitty]

Guy who's staunchly anti-science in all aspects solely because "they took away Pluto's planetary rights"

[hev 𓂃.· ࣪˖ ִ ྀ @vevhed]

😭😭 I’m sorry for her friends ig?

[tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags @TylerMayonags]

tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Holy larp

[olivia @destroy__evil]

dominarian shawty asked me to book the Skyship Weatherlight for her. nah hoe u going home in an Ornithopter

[J White 急啡人 @RealPokemoki]

Wrong

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children