American Aggression

Holy shit y’all are fucking hilarious!

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Hopscotch review: way too much hopping. not nearly enough a scotch
★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I can’t believe how late I slept tomorrow.

[Forge Mode | Self-Mastery® @HoliHappiness]

This is the perfect plan for a longer healthier life..

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

MUST SEE Reporter 🚨: “As you know, my son Joe is a high level D1 athlete…”

President Trump: “How would I know that? He said, ‘as you know’— I don’t know who the guy is.”

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Nothing's more dangerous than sneezing while holding a mug full of coffee

[Mushfiq Sajib @heysajib]

🚨BREAKING: PEOPLE CAN TELL YOU'RE USING CHATGPT & CLAUDE.

The structure, the tone, the polish. It all gives it away.

5 prompts that fix it: 👇

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Hahahaha https://t.co/QeE9QUS2Xp

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My father said, "As one door closes, another opens."

Beautiful man, terrible cabinet maker.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

Me:

[~☆~LindaEvans🇺🇸🇰🇾🌎 @Deja_Vu_4Me]

The true history of the Democrat Party comes alive through AI.

Too cool..😎

[David @DBStoner]

Thinking of starting a pyramid scheme.

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

Costco Hot Dog and chill?

[Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke]

Whoever named it Semen instead of Diquid really shit the bed on that one.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I take back every time I said “this sucks” between 1989 and 2005.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Just realized John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have the same middle name

[greg @greg16676935420]

This pepper is about to RUIN Christmas

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

gluten free lasagna? you mean a lasagna of lies??