@EliotShorrParks@FWC26Philly STFU Eliot Shart-Farts…. did you tell everyone on Twitter that they banned you from the stadium because they were afraid you were gonna shit your pants and jack off on the 50 yard line???? Yaa I thought so
@ewing_jerm47170@EliotShorrParks Yaa …good one…but in all fairness most likely it’s your butt that hurts…try using more lube when you and your boy Eliot Shart-Farts are getting it on.
@RealSkipBayless Skip, once again you sound like you are constipated on the toilet. I applaud you for being 129 years old and still able to string together a complete sentence.
@EliotShorrParks Eliot Shart-Farts…the framework is in place for you to take over Hanes underwear corp since all u do is crap out your mouth and in your stinking underpants. If no one told you lately, you suck.
@RealSkipBayless Why does every single one of your posts look like you are settling in on a toilet, ready to drop a deuce and jack one off at the same time?