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@tszzl @thesoypill Me considering if the municipality is willing to fight me to the death to seize my home to satisfy the lien they placed on it for a code violation (my grass was too long).

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@TheJaredMonroe Imagine living in Cleveland and thinking you have standing to say anything about any other city ever.

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Women will keep an Indian guy on notice in case they need last minute tech support. There is no compensation provided.

[Vishal Tejwani @ivishaltejwani]

Sooo a Hinge match from a while back called last night welled up because her laptop died suddenly and had very urgent exam and all her files were in it

Andd wanted me to fix it I would have said no but her belief in me in thinking I could fix it, I didn’t even know I could made me give it a try Andd guess what?

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@nitsujeke @StoneLarry this is Ichiro erasure.

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@sergeantkipling Sire I overheard the cat conspiring against you. We must act with urgency to thwart him. I have gathered a fine plastic trash bag and dropped a pin on map with directions to the nearest river.

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@CreamPieYourMum @AllAshworth Who is possibly worse? Your response itself is philly coded. I can smell the stale hangover breath with your bare assertion of "wrong"

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@IsaacOkoroFan @TurmoilNTinfoil you understand that this HR was actually what allowed us to retain the lead? It's only garbage time if by garbage time you mean your pitchers are garbage, and this is the time they are pitching.

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@SnellEnjoyer @CleGuardians so are you just mad that you paid big bucks for the Rays' old pitching staff and got swept or what?

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@CKurtzman Just stop tweeting lol

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@CleBcg @IsaacOkoroFan Actually that's exactly what it was... https://t.co/CsFjRfOUbp

The Athletic article seems to mistake the Rays initial negotiating position for them not specifically targeting Caminero, which the above https://t.co/uGndaSb5fd article clearly dispels.

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@IsaacOkoroFan This seems to make it seem like it was luck that the Rays ended up with Caminero when this article from https://t.co/uGndaSbD4L makes it pretty clear they were watching him waiting for an opportunity to acquire him https://t.co/CsFjRfPs0X

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@Howlingmutant0 lmao the doctor looking like an antisemitic cartoon too

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@Frostatine_plm @BigDemoPrez Soft hands typed this.

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@roanoke_gal @birdabo So the underlying feeling sounds like "4o was socially mogging the OpenAI Autists too hard so they gave it an autism lobotomy?

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@CupK8y @brentyvfx gonna make a bot that burns a ton of AI tokens anytime you tweet, so by tweeting, you are forcing AI use.

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@GGeoDude_ @mike_daddino This is a Steve Cohen alt btw

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Weird seeing ads promoting an MLB salary cap on the ALCS broadcast

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@joeybeastmarket "Zigman Freud" and you're telling me it's not a satire account?

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@OrwellNGoode Good thing you included the retarded AI summary tweet.