Reality Grammar

The best grammar to happen to reality TV since Camille. Mission: to provide our favorite housewives with the rules and tools to speak correctly.

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@VaDOTNOVA But why didn’t the traffic signs along major routes warn how bad this backup still is 4 hours later??

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i need help from @ABHcosmetics. I bought your precision eye pencil from @Sephora on 7/9. When i went to use it 2 days later, it was lost before i could even put it away. Sephora store wouldn't help me today (despite being years-long $$$ VIB customer). Would you help?

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i need help from @Sephora. I bought a product and it was lost before I ever made it home to use it. can you DM me?

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I need a @NavarroCollege cheerleader to teach me how to get my hair to hold a curl #netflixcheer

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Anyone else looking for an excuse to get in the car today so you can belt out #EasyOnMe in your vocal safe space?

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Another discussion point on the Brock of it all, @takeyourzoloft and @DannyPellegrino, is that he supposedly left AUSTRALIA to come to AMERICA to play rugby? Isn’t it huge in Australia (since 1864 #research) and somewhat niche here? #VPR obv I know nothing but seems backward?

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And on pops #harryhamlin on #thenanny he contains multitudes @lisarinna

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The false eyelashes of #RHOP need their own tag line

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Summer House may be the only show I don’t watch in listen-only mode while scrolling my phone. @carlradke above all others.

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More. Leva. More. Madison. #SouthernCharm

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Jolie looks beautiful in the #RHOC premier

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But is this @KamWestcott ?

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THE FISH ROOM!! @DorindaMedley

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I’m triggered. @DorindaMedley miss you already. #thefishroom @reality_grammar

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You may already know, @DannyPellegrino, that #beauticianandthebeast is on @hbomax. But your following deserves to know how well the writing in this movie holds up in 2020

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Isn’t the better portmanteau “reZoomion”? @bravotv @Andy

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Are you another member of the @Invisalign club, @PaigeDeSorbo?

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The irony of @KyleRichards giving @doritkemsley1 so much pushback for spending too much time on glam, then turning around and calling @DENISE_RICHARDS a raggamuffin for not putting enough effort into her glam was TOO MUCH #RHOBH #thereisaidit

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I love finding a subtitle typo #summerhouse @bravotv

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Picked up bagels from our local bagel shop this morning @verizon #PayItForwardLIVE

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I was this many years old when I realized that the SUR letters atop the bar are soldered on. They are not B-roll decor and do not move out of the way to accommodate patrons. That seems like short sighted design. #pumprules