Brad Barton

Magician, Mind Reader, Bender of Minds, Spanker of Brains, Professional Scoundrel, the b in Subtle.

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@YoungB7876 Yes! Thank you!

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

Can anyone tell me the name of Chris Rock's opening act in SF last night? That guy was incredible. Haven't seen crowd work like that since Rickles.
#chrisrock #sfmasonic #comedy #standupcomedy

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

. . .you can listen along right here: https://t.co/vrdl4CK1Qc

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

About to perform OVER THE PHONE and LIVE (11am Pacific) on @KRCBNews Radio Santa Rosa to discuss my shows at @TheLostChurchSR NEXT WEEKEND!!! Secret message is @realitythief23 . . .

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

. . .you can listen along right here: https://t.co/vrdl4CK1Qc

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

Somewhere out there, hundreds of phans just learned of Betty White's passing in real time along with Fishman. #phish #livefrom9thcube

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

TWO HOURS later . . . STILL on hold with @AmericanAir

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

Wow. @AmericanAir cancelled my connecting flight while en route. No email. Stranded in TX. NOW I'm stuck on hold w/ their customer service for OVER AN HOUR.

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@MalloryRubin eagerly awaiting your next pod on @RingerVerse!!! Everthing ok???

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@RingerVerse @MalloryRubin Who could the Power Broker be and why is it The Mandarin?

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

Go ahead and spank that lip bobble while you are it, thanks!

[Ryan O’Flanagan @ryanoflan]

Smash that like button

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@timhwang not sure if you're in SF yet. If you are, I'd love to have you at my show tomorrow. Mostly mentalism, with a few classic magic effects thrown in. Here's a link: https://t.co/9t9tMp6TeX
Either way, hope to run into you at Foo Camp!

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@spookperson homie here posing for his portrait on the wall at Disney's Haunted Mansion.

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

This is all I need today . . .

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

my dude looks like the babadook https://t.co/9d0C79q9Om

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

Would love to see the data from @netflix on how many people paused right in the middle of @azizansari 's new comedy special to Google "racist pizza".

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@juliamordaunt If you haven't seen her interview on Hot One's, it is worth checking out. https://t.co/dE8WE3H7hj
Also, hi.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

You are stardust. And you are the ashes of the Big Bang. And you are, at every imaginable level, a creation of the Universe, vast and beautiful and suffused with unbridled power.

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

Yo @mikeyface , did you see #UsMovie yet or what??? Hoping to hear your take soon. I'm going back for seconds soon!

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@rickygervais Just stopped Ep 5 of After Life to quickly say thank you. It's rare to feel such a beautiful mix of emotions. I just caught myself giggling hysterically, clapping my hands, with tears in my eyes. You got me. You got me real good. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@mwisme Also responded with some touches of my own. Thanks again!

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@mwisme I've been performing Thoughts of Tom Jacobsen in the middle of my show for awhile now. It's a fun break from the mostly mental stuff I do. I was wondering if you had any touches you've added since writing LifeSavers? I would have sent you an email but don't have yours.

[Brad Barton @realitythief]

@mwisme I did. Thanks a boodle!