jeffstranding

[jeffstranding @realjeffmack]

@auteurhouse how can you be an idles fan and do this shit

[jeffstranding @realjeffmack]

@mldiffley

[jeffstranding @realjeffmack]

@kirawontmiss

[Rob Markman 💭 @RobMarkman]

MJ had the Flu Game, Knicks got the Wu Game

[GL @gldivittorio]

Trump looking for Zohran in MSG tonight

[Ana @_motherslug]

Did you know that if you add "-ai" to the end of your Google searches it actually does not include the wretched AI overview??? Just make sure there's a space between whatever you're searching for and -ai. I'm stunned that I didn't already know this.

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

I'm gonna have to get a #CreggnancyTest after this movie bro

[jeffstranding @realjeffmack]

@farzyness already wanted to swap to apple. nail in the coffin for me, man

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

I just woke up and it’s like today is Christmas morning

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

[Bill Bria @billbria]

My uncle for some reason was looking almost exactly like Dr. Loomis last night, and now I can’t unsee it

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

WEAPONS 2

[Ben Blippenstein @BenBlippenstein]

Wow. What a story. A couple in New York that could maybe qualify for a studio apartment in a luxury building or a one bedroom a little further out in Brooklyn!

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

finally saw AMADEUS and why did no one tell me Conner O'Malley was in it

[nat! @lazysndy]

this means something to a very small group of people

[palmer @decentbirthday]

overheard in a starbucks just now:

“i just saw that movie about the sun dying”

“project hail mary?”

“hamnet”

[Ben Blippenstein @BenBlippenstein]

Chappell Roan has kidnapped 17 children and is keeping them in a family member’s basement.