Shlomo

Let’s go see Big Sean

[Rudnick @chrudnick]

Holy shit. The sugar coffee is made of sugar and coffee? This is getting out of hand.

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

The only acceptable way to drink mimosas is out of a pot

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

You’re not living at home unless your parents stop you on your way out the door to talk to you about something completely irrelevant

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

It’s so easy to link up with your old buddies when everyone is a raging alcoholic

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

@chrudnick This is definitely not FDA approved

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

@_madchillin When will you be showing your grandma the (what some people are calling) Jordan “Mozart” Carter?

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

Jesus is a top 5 jew for sure

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

You know you’re great friends with someone when they are hella annoying but you still don’t care

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

I was summoned for jury duty tomorrow but luckily they gave me the option to be arrested instead!!

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

My professor would take points off of my assignment if I cited a source from the 1700s. In fairness, I have decided I’m taking points off from every politician (federal agent) that cites the constitution in their shitty argument.

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

I have proof every student studying agriculture is a federal agent

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

IM UP LEBRON @KingJames

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

Why take Uber when legs free

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

@Hector_jr1 Where’s Tarik Black

[Shlomo @realjjreddick]

Top 5 shooting guards of all time you heard it here first
1) Jason Richardson
2) Jamal Crawford
3) Nick Young
4) Kent Bazemore
5) Gilbert Arenas