Joe Durst

General contractor. Single Dad. Fisherman.

[Joe Durst @RealJoeDurst]

Everyone keeps asking for pics of my hammer. I opened up a little hammer shed for folks. Ill be there from time to time. But i got a damn job and bills to pay. So I aint sittin my ass in there too much. Go to my hammer shed: https://t.co/sHH3829f18

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Here's a winter deck tip from a guy who's built a few of em.

Keep those leaves and wet debris cleaned out from between your deck boards. That trapped moisture can do a hell of a number on your wood over the winter.

And don't forget, spring deck season will be here before ya know it.

Joe Durst Construction
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Went out to fix a woman's bathroom sink today.

I've seen some shit in 20-some years of construction, but nothing quite prepared me for what was sitting on her vanity.

I wrote about it tonight.

"Your Dildo Had Only One Job."

Read it here: https://t.co/J1LvsQvnpR

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Been getting a few new faces around here lately, so I reckon I oughta remind y'all of something.

Yeah, I'm a deck contractor. Yeah, I write stories.

And yeah, folks are still askin for my worn underwear.

Don't ask me how the hell that became part of my business plan. I'm still trying to figure that out myself.
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@ChrisPoork55749 Thanks buddy

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Monday boredom. Might be in the hammer shed for a bit while Im packing up some underwear orders. https://t.co/krPp3kj87S

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Tucker and I just finished dinner. Kid's disappeared into his room, and I'm gonna be back out in the shed at some point tonight catching up on construction invoices.

Nothing like working all damn day just to come home and do more paperwork.

Got my coffee, some peace and quiet, and a few things to keep me entertained later.

And for you curious bastards, you can find my backyard shed right on my homepage.

https://t.co/1643OCPEU2

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@RobertWagnsta my waist is 35

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About to grab a shower. Just took these off. https://t.co/iQHb01BKjZ

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The Hammer Shed is Open for about an hour right now. https://t.co/Z50S0X2Mek

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@mudgehere2014 Thanks buddy

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Saturday morning. Coffee's hot, pants are optional, and I've already got a few orders to get ready.

Anybody else need a little something from my underwear drawer? https://t.co/66tivK49d6

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@mudgehere2014 without the strawberries. Leave those bastards out.

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Between selling my drawers, mailing em out, and making a couple new Thanksgiving shirts today, I got one question left.

Who the hell wants stuffed?

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@mudgehere2014 I never had that problem with Tucker at grocery stores. I gave him a job. He was the "cart police" His job was to direct traffic from inside the cart. He just wasnt allowed to say anything outloud. So we would be going aisle by aisle and his hands would be waving.

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@mudgehere2014 He was a little asshole that day. He never did it again though

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@mudgehere2014 Thanks. I like that one also

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Wear one of my shirts as you sniff my underwear you just bought. View them all: https://t.co/nSaU3Lh3Zl

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First day off from building decks for the winter, and all I wanted was a goddamn Blizzard.

Instead, I spent 20 minutes watching two little bastards run their parents ragged.

Got me thinking about raising Tucker and the day I carried his screaming ass out of an amusement park.

Wrote about it here:
https://t.co/aQsMzyIndK

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Now that I've wrapped up builds for the winter - getting up at 830am instead of 5am has me feelin pretty damn good about myself. Here it is almost 10am and Im just now gettin in the shower.