JPatrickWrites

Great men are seldom credited with their stupidity. If you DM me the burden of proof of authenticity is on you NOT ME. Proof is verified using my metrics.

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@EmilySm43 Fuxkwit McGee.

From Saskatchewan.

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Ah yes, @panera a place that keeps you grateful for freezer burn flavors croutons.

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@HustleBitch_ Shouldn’t the FBI be tracking down the people on the Epstein list?

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@EmilySm43 I learned that shit on the streets!

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@Matt_Pinner The Kardashians.

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@peacock I understand closed caption is for the def, but did you have to hire a blind closed caption guy?

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@RaffiKalem54397 @akafaceUS Same for an abortion…

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@akafaceUS I wonder what the common denominator is?

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@JebraFaushay Studying the effects of botched Botox at high altitudes.

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@Rothmus It has to be statistically impossible

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See you in ATL!!!
Made it to the ATL Horror Fest.
Indy movies are the way of the future.

The only thing with original plots and stories anymore seems
To be in Indy film.

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@dr_ericberg is this an appropriate product for a fast? As far as amino acids go? And keeping up minerals and all

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When the very system that is drowning you has become so familiar to you that you think this is how life works… you have become complacent.

It means the system is doing exactly what it was designed to do. Make you complacent.

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@WallStreetApes Good thing no one will ever know his plan.

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@RealJamesWoods I thought it was Larry King.

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@Alphafox78 Pitt Meadows… obviously in Canada

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@akafaceUS You’re shopping at Trader Joe’s… 😂 and you have 6 kids?

This post should read “Look how rich white people waste their resources.”

If you’re not rich it should read:

“Stupid person raising six potentially stupid children.”

Or more concise:

“Shop at Walmart.”

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@nicksortor If no one is using the right to bare arms for self defense… how are these idiots going to
Learn.

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@realspitfire Are these people so stupid that they even think for even a second they can stop a truck engine by pushing against it?

Let Darwinism win here… not saying… just saying.