Kenny Ruff

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[Kenny Ruff @realkennyruff]

Shout out to @Kirstenjami for surviving another 365 days.

[Kenny Ruff @realkennyruff]

My name is Kenny and I might have a problem.

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Just bored.

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Damn you Twitter! You lure me in with your siren song! But alas, I have nothing to tweet. I am a voiceless little bird with nothing to tweet.

[Kenny Ruff @realkennyruff]

So I mostly have Twitter because of Kirsten. Hey Kirsten! We got 6 days! I just knocked TF out this tweet! @Kirstenjami

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Bout to eat some shrimps. 🍤🍤🍤

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We survived the DOT blitz!!

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Is there such a thing as a Twitter sensation? I need to be a Twitter sensation. #goals

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@Kirstenjami I cut a few off just this morning. I had my turn signal on, but they didn’t believe it.

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Sitting in my truck waiting for a load. I find myself humming “Baby Shark” Damn you @Kirstenjami, damn you!

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16099 days sober.

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It took my 30 minutes to decided on this. Yeah, this is all I got and I’m going with it. That’s the kind of zany you get with me TWITTER!

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@Kirstenjami It makes me feel pretty.

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Slap my ass and call me Sally.

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I feel pretty.

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@JimmysSeafood @peta I really feel like I could make the same pledge to some crabs or a lobster. With a little bowl of butter. I would stay until “it’s done”

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@evilapplesapp I am having trouble buying all the decks. Is there a problem?

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@JDMorgan #shutthatshitdown

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@Kirstenjami @TractorSupply And who wants stacked?

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@Kirstenjami @TractorSupply And you can stack these to “save space” Who wants that mess coming in on top of them?