Kingrit

Government Document Forgery Expert

[Kingrit @RealKingrit]

Ted Kaczynski was truely our generations Socrates. Y’all just didn’t fuck with da message 🥱

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I’m living a life that isn’t mine.

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Shit so good it cured my back pain

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Nature Valley really just said “Lets’s make a granola bar that makes an absolute fucking mess. And then give them 2 per pack!”

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Donda 2 the hottest garbage since Vultures 2 ‼️🗣️💯

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Shit smells like the devil call that demonic deuce

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Bitches call me abrasive, they just can’t handle my grind

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Your locked in is my geeked. I’m on levels you find incomprehensible.

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I’m convinced I’m cursed. How is it this bleak?

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I don’t know whether I should be frolicking with glee or trying to PR on sleeping pills.

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Har har har har har har har har har har.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

A skull of a man with Proteus syndrome, a rare condition characterized by overgrowth of bones, skin, muscles, fatty tissues, and blood and lymphatic vessels.

What are some other weird medical conditions you've ever heard of?

[Kingrit @RealKingrit]

An orchid grows in mud. Beauty comes from the ugly. If you keep your soil dry, nothing will grow.

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I just wanna go home

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Happy Valentine’s Day Y’all

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I would be so productive if I was in a different time zone

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Found out the hard way that eggs explode in the microwave even if you crack them open. Fml just scramble them

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Prolly just a casual lobotomy and some light exercise.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Literally gives me chills after researching what it takes to become A Guard At The Tomb Of The Unknown Soldier

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

bro lied on his resume 😂

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Tame Impala Saturdays baby!!

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Ship your ex a pipebomb this Christmas. Nothing says I loved you like a bang! 😍

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Fuck you Nick’s ice cream. I’ve been peeing out of my ass for 3 hours because of this mid ass ice cream.