Alana

Just a mermaid living in a mundane world :) Keep the Ocean clean!

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Have you watched the Rum Diaries?! #ChaneltheMermaid

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

#WeakFor boys in board shorts http://t.co/uQTTYfvcXS

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Justin's 19 today... Yay

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Waiting for the last test to be turned in is so boring!!

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Creepy male teachers make me not want to go to school... #gross #perv

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

@alisaGoldFish congrats!! Nice job on swimmer of the year

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Not seeing the ocean every day is just killing me. I need SALT!!

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

President Obama believes in Mermaids! Why don't you? @barakobama

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

What are you doing for #ValentinesDay ? Hopefully it's lounging in the waves with this hottie :) http://t.co/h3iZpiIX

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

The only thing that makes mermaids happy is some hot surfer men

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Finding things caught in your hair... #realmermaid #longhairdontcare

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Keep the oceans clean! #mermaidsarereal

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

#ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith me! Who doesn't want to hangout with a mermaid?

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Seriously though <<<<< http://t.co/gYSnW1Dy

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

@GleisisSantos Of course it does! #mermaidsunite

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

@USAcaligirl Hi! Sorry for the late reply

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Cali is a place were the hipsters rule and normal people just exist. #hipstaplease

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

#ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith the mermaids from the South Pacific. Those girls are #AWESOME #southpacific

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

#ItsHardForMeTo to go on dates, I go out and at sunset my tail just pops up... @MERMAIDProb

[Alana @RealLifeMermaid]

Want to look like a mermaid at this years prom? http://t.co/Hcb4rtwz