Griffin Lowmaster

Human man and ghost who can only haunt other ghosts. Like the Criterion Channel but for tweets that are bad.

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335 more followers and I can retire from twitter.

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I'm putting a crew together...

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@RotoShannon There is always next season.

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Happy Blade 2 day to all those who celebrate.

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The Superbowl is in Detroit this year, the home of Robocop.

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It was pretty funny when President Zelensky's speech to congress was interrupted by a 1800 Flowers commercial on YouTube. It was a lot less funny 5 minutes later when it was a Prager U ad.

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@ThomasCommaM and I are doing a 24 Hour Stream that culminates in a Hot Ones Style Challenge. It starts this Friday at 5pm.
https://t.co/6lF9SHots0

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I've never wanted to win anything more in my life. https://t.co/SpQdqYgFE2

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The White Louts Season 2's biggest problem is trying to make Jennifer Coolidge unlikeable.

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I’m spending my weekend helping cities other than Madison work on their proposals to host the crossfit games.

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It's like my dad always used to say...

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If you are having a bad day remember that there is someone out there with the name Gilbert L Frankenberry.

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Are you sick of the Rock and Superhero movies, then oh boy does DC have the trailer for you!

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This lives rent free in my head.

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Took me less than an hour to do a thing I've been putting off for four months. Feels good. I've learned nothing from this.

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No One: "How's your day going?"
Me:

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We are once again entering the...

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Kevin Feige isn't taking my calls so if you see him tell him I didn't enjoy Moon Knight.

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Just going to leave this here...

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@SaulRosenbear I know you like your job but sometimes an offer is too good.

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The King's Man is a painfully hard watch.