Summer traffic season is here again, so let’s review the right of way hierarchy:
- Pedestrians > bikes
- Bikes > cars
- Everyone > 4-Door Jeeps with truck beds*
*Also, no eye contact. Just sit there and think about what you’ve done until we decide what to do with you
🔴Priests could be allowed to have sex in future, Pope Francis has suggested as he said he was open to reviewing the practice of celibacy https://t.co/kBh4FrFgty
@brettmercer_ I can’t wait to test my new catchphrase there: “Why don’t you pull THAT up Jaime! This guy knows what I’m talking about *points to Jaime*”
On This Season on Yellowstone: A 1923 crossover episode where Spencer and Alex finally make it to Montana in their 120s and die on the porch.
[We geeeet it, travel was hard in the 1920s 🙄]
@JasonEAlt As it is blasphemy to deface the cupcake in any way, you must detach your lower jaw and ingest it whole in one snake-like effort. Welcome to the 1%.
@mtgreenee How could someone do this?! I mean, to yell at someone while they are working with total disregard for their surrounding and onlookers?! Simply because of a difference of political views no less?!? I am on my way to the pearls store to start a’clutchin’