talya ⭐️

[bri @badtweetbri]

when i’m in public and can tell someone is on a first date

[eliz @eliza___v]

me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself with shopping

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

trying to have a serious conversation w someone that’s clearly just trying to have sex with me

[Nic🇧🇷 @nicclles]

When people say chai tea

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Driving to your 9-5 while 15 year old content creators buy their first property.

[karen @killmyaffairs]

mis soluciones cuando algo no m sale bien
https://t.co/iyMn3DkoBT

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

how i sleep at night knowing I don’t have to write a lengthy message to an emotionally unavailable person asking for them to do better

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[ravn @mfnravn]

how do i delete this bitch from my brain

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[ღ @stfnigg]

How it feels to have a job.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

when you realize that the most many men do for one woman is the bare minimum your friend does on a random Tuesday at 3pm just because she loves you and wants to see you

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

When a man is making you uncomfortable but you can't say anything cause what if he kills you for hurting his feelings

[s @taysinfiniti]

a man will always waste your time.

[ִֶָ @aribudincita]

cuando t pones a pensar diez minutos y terminas deprimiéndote tres semanas